I’m Filthy, a New York born, loud mouth aspiring music impresario. She’s Kristy, a non-profit spindoctor southern belle. We’re based in Brooklyn and Clutch is crazy for letting us talk the mess that comes out of our mouths when we’re at home in front of the TV.
Tyra Banks Kristy: Tyra is such a drag queen. Filthy: And that hair kinda makes her look like a bobblehead. Kristy: But, she’s still hot, and her tits are awesome. Filthy: They are!
Joy Bryant Kristy: Aw she’s pretty. I love a pretty dress with pockets. Filthy: Lawd, Joy is sexy and has legs for days. Kristy: Look at the shoes though. I think they’re Christian Louboutin. I’m hating.
Elise Neal Filthy: Tin foil jacket! Kristy: Reynolds Wrap makes that!
Jennifer Hudson Filthy: Jesus, Jennifer has a whole lotta boobs! Kristy: I wonder how she’s rigged them up . . . is it tape? Is it titty glue? Filthy: A pulley system?
Brandy Filthy: I love making fun of Brandy. She tends to make it so easy, but I have to admit that she looks cute as hell in this lil’ outfit. Kristy: The opaque tights and pumps is such a cute combination. Yay for Brandy!
Beyonce Kristy: Why is she posing like that? Yes, her figure is amazing, but that stance with that dress reminds me of the Silver Doves from School Daze ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJOsjlXXfVo) Filthy: Yeah—I can’t hate on the curves, but her stance in this photo reminds me of that alien woman that romanced Martin Short in Mars Attacks. (www.culttvman.com/assets/images-CULT_FIGS_2005/smcspygirl01.JPG)
Rhianna Kristy: I can’t comment on this without seeing the shoes but from what I can see, I don’t love it. Filthy: She looks like a flight attendant for a Swedish airline.
Hahaha!
Swedish Flight attendant!
I see that, but it’s more like The budget airline that flies between Sweden and Scotland for 20euros. And in business class you get sexy Rhianna look-alikes singing you to sleep.
ya’ll are ridiculous for this shit. Reee-dic-u-lous…but so true.
yes, Robyn…weirdos :)
I think the Romans were less hateful at Jesus’ crucifixion.
hilarious! uh.this is my new ish. you two need to do like 15 per issue. This left me wanting more!
@Seanathan. Sweetie if this is hateful to you go log on to Sandra Rose or YBF and you will see this is being super nice.
Put Filthy and Kristy on ClutchTV please!
LOL!!
Yall are like Stalter and Waldorf from the Muppets..remixed.
Love this.
Dawg, take back the Elise Neal comments! I got a baby with her.
Hahaha!
Swedish Flight attendant!
I see that, but it’s more like The budget airline that flies between Sweden and Scotland for 20euros. And in business class you get sexy Rhianna look-alikes singing you to sleep.
i just wanna lay my head on jhuds breastisies.
they are wonderful.
ha, the matrix. that was perfect.
SOMEBODY had to say what most of us were already thinkin’. y’all are so damn adorable, the comedy is a perfect fit. bravo…
HILARIOUS!!!! but so true…
and I think its Titty Glue for Ms. Hudson
oh lawd…..
omg . this is the perfect hobby for the two of u ! i love love it :)
I love this! I can tell this is going to be what everyone will be talkn’ about really soon!
Yall are funny as heck. Crazy Man and Woman Team !
I like your commentary thou !
Peace & Blessings
I look forward to more !
This is Hecka Funny!!!!!!
i love the reference links!!! lol it made me catch the joke better. Yea but they are too funny! i love Clutch
you two have a column now? oh god i’m going to puke
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