I’m Filthy, a New York born, loud mouth aspiring music impresario. She’s Kristy, a non-profit spindoctor southern belle. We’re based in Brooklyn and Clutch is crazy for letting us talk the mess that comes out of our mouths when we’re at home in front of the TV.
Tyra Banks Kristy: Tyra is such a drag queen. Filthy: And that hair kinda makes her look like a bobblehead. Kristy: But, she’s still hot, and her tits are awesome. Filthy: They are!
Joy Bryant Kristy: Aw she’s pretty. I love a pretty dress with pockets. Filthy: Lawd, Joy is sexy and has legs for days. Kristy: Look at the shoes though. I think they’re Christian Louboutin. I’m hating.
Elise Neal Filthy: Tin foil jacket! Kristy: Reynolds Wrap makes that!
Jennifer Hudson Filthy: Jesus, Jennifer has a whole lotta boobs! Kristy: I wonder how she’s rigged them up . . . is it tape? Is it titty glue? Filthy: A pulley system?
Brandy Filthy: I love making fun of Brandy. She tends to make it so easy, but I have to admit that she looks cute as hell in this lil’ outfit. Kristy: The opaque tights and pumps is such a cute combination. Yay for Brandy!
Beyonce Kristy: Why is she posing like that? Yes, her figure is amazing, but that stance with that dress reminds me of the Silver Doves from School Daze ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJOsjlXXfVo) Filthy: Yeah—I can’t hate on the curves, but her stance in this photo reminds me of that alien woman that romanced Martin Short in Mars Attacks. (www.culttvman.com/assets/images-CULT_FIGS_2005/smcspygirl01.JPG)
Rhianna Kristy: I can’t comment on this without seeing the shoes but from what I can see, I don’t love it. Filthy: She looks like a flight attendant for a Swedish airline.
Hi, describing someone as a sexy ninja is 1. Probably not a compliment. 2. A pretty fair contradiction in terms. … The original murderous ninja behaviour was not something to be proud of. If one took a 50 calibre sniper rifle and shot someone from cover, or quietly strangled stabbed or poisoned someone you would not find it admirable in the modern world. So do not use the word ninja as if it were hey wow neat or cool. IMHO it is a very misunderstood word. Please choose another word.
Keep doing this I love it!
Hi, describing someone as a sexy ninja is 1. Probably not a compliment. 2. A pretty fair contradiction in terms. … The original murderous ninja behaviour was not something to be proud of. If one took a 50 calibre sniper rifle and shot someone from cover, or quietly strangled stabbed or poisoned someone you would not find it admirable in the modern world. So do not use the word ninja as if it were hey wow neat or cool. IMHO it is a very misunderstood word. Please choose another word.