Baby . . . What Do You Think?

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary – usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel – to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Alicia Keys
Kristy: This outfit looks stylish and I like the fitted leather jacket, but her pants ate her shoes. That can’t be good.
Filthy: She looks like she’s about to go fly a plane.

Ashanti
Kristy: I want to grab the belt and switch it around so that the front is just a black band, I think the eyelet on the bust and the buckle compete. It’s a great effort though. I love a dress with pockets.
Filthy: I don’t like it. It always seems like she’s playing dress up.

Christina Milian
Kristy: Latex hoods should only be on penises. Sorry Christina.
Filthy: Christina Milian is performing at Magic City??

Eva Pigford
Kristy: Coco Chanel said before leaving the house, a lady should stop, look in the mirror and remove one piece of jewelry. I say the same goes for accessories.
Filthy: Exactly. She doesn’t look like she’s dressed for a night out, she looks like she’s modeling accessories.

Eve & Christian Siriano
Kristy: I love Christain Siriano and Eve’s outfit proves something my girl Shana taught me: a belt can make an outfit.
Filthy: Yeah, Eve definitely looks great in the outfit but why does it look like she’s posing with a wax figure of Christian.

Kimora Lee Simmons
Kristy: FABULOSITY! Like purple pie man’s older sister tranny fierce.
Filthy: She looks like she’s wearing some of that foil gift wrapping.

Mariah Carey
Kristy: I don’t understand why she continues dressing like a teenage hillbilly.
Filthy: Maybe she’s a teenage hillbilly at heart?

Erykah Badu
Kristy: I just love her crazy ass. That scarf is great, though I hope she’s performing outdoors with that coat on.
Filthy: But why is she performing in a sleeping bag?

Raven Simone
Kristy: That’s so NOT raven.
Filthy: She has the hardest working bra in Hollywood.

Rihanna
Kristy: What’s up with the latex leggings! What’s going on here?
Filthy: I think the whole bad girl act is starting to grow a bit tired.
Kristy: But the pant suit is cute. I like that she’s doing something different and going retro. the pockets are killing me… I love it.
Filthy: I hope we get to see her in more looks like this.

Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: She is working that Coke bottle. The dress fits her like a glove and wearing her hair down sexes it up even more. Go on Sanaa!
Filthy: Damn. No J. Hud photo in this month’s edition, but Ms. Lathan sure does make up for it.

Sherry Shepherd
Kristy: Did she wear this for St. Patricks Day?
Filthy: Why does the lower half of that dress look like a ham wrapped in green Saran Wrap?

Tatyana Ali
Kristy: Doesn’t she look like some crazy old lady in this outfit? I’m more interested in what the girls in the background are doing.
Filthy: Is that Rashida Jones behind her?

Tracee Ellis Ross & Rhonda Ross Kendrick
Kristy: Tracee… You’re killing them with those open-toed boots. The rest of the outfit is fantastic though. That huge scarf is killing Rhonda’s outfit.
Filthy: What you said…lol