Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.
Dania Ramirez Filthy: Chiquita banana! Bella: The dress looks like wrapping paper. Maybe that’s the whole idea.
Bella: I love that the “step & repeat” in the back says “Vavoom”—perfect for this cute little party dress. Filthy: She’s winning with this number. Makes me proud to be half Dominican.
Zoe Kravitz Filthy: Quilted bikini styled top? Really? Bella: With high-waisted jeans and finger waves? Really? I blame the beer.
Jennifer Hudson Filthy: I’m not allowed to say anything bad about JHud. Especially since it looks like she’s airport strolling. I don’t even know if i should mention the camel toe . . . oops. Bella: True—you gotta give a pass when someone’s traveling. Comfort over fashion is acceptable here. But that camel toe can’t be comfy. Cute headphones though.
Tracee Ellis Ross Bella: What the damn? I’m just going to stop commenting on her shoes and focus on knees up, because clearly, she’s intent on ruining great outfits these days with these silly shoes. Filthy: Maybe she’s partially blind? The dress and belt combo are awesome tho.
Jill Marie Jones Filthy: Does she have feathers for pubes?? Bella: Cute outfit—too bad about that wolverine’s slashing its way out of her panties.
Janet Jackson Filthy: Janet’s vacant look scares me. Bella: She looks like Queen Amidala’s Black cousin.
Diana Ross Bella: Ah . . . OK. The bad shoe thing is genetic. Now I get it. Filthy: Diana’s looking a bit sloshed. She loves happy hour.
Kelly Rowland Filthy: This photo looks so damn photoshopped. Bella: Did. . . did she have more work done? She better not. LOVE that purple on her.
Rihanna Filthy: Lawd almighty, this “bad girl” thing has gotten old already. And the outfits just seem to get worse and worse. We get it Rihanna, you’re “tough.” Bella: I really don’t know what to say here. Are those spats on her shoes? Lawd almighty indeed.
Alicia Keys Filthy: On the flip of the Rihanna thing, is it just me or is Alicia just getting sexier? Bella: Absolutely. Great sweater, great hair, great shoes. GO ‘head Alicia with your sexy self.
Leona Lewis Bella: The top and bottom of the dress seem to clash. It started cute and then exploded into a wedding cake. Filthy: It looks like she took a lil needle and thread to Bjork’s infamous swan dress.
Eve Bella: That dress looks like limeade. But I like it. The length is really hot. Filthy: I just really wish those paw prints would vanish already. Her look has gotten glammed up and those tattoos just scream “I was too drunk to remember spring break!” Bella: Or maybe her stripper name was Jaguar?
Beyonce Knowles Filthy: Damn the Beyonce hate—this young lady is getting it right. Bella: If that hat would fit over my ‘fro, I’d rock the whole getup. She looks really good here.
Monique Filthy: Monique shops at American Apparel?? Bella: Why is she standing like a linebacker?? Filthy: Cause she’s built like one?
Serena Williams Filthy:Last month she was the cougar Jackee mom and this month she’s either a soccer mom who is a personal trainer on the side or she’s training for her wrestling debut. I wonder what her wrestler name is gonna be? Bella: Yeasty McGee. Her crotch is suffocating. At least she has eyebrows this time. Filthy: We better stop talking about Serena. She could probably kill us with one hand.
HAAHA @ Jill Marie Jones
Filthy: Does she have feathers for pubes??
Bella: Cute outfit—too bad about that wolverine’s slashing its way out of her panties.
Ya’ll are crazy! Hate we have to wait ANOOOOOOTHER month for this feature!
The two of you seem to have a penchant for hitting the hammer right on the nail with the quips and comments! Beyonce looks absolutely chic and as usual….Kelly Rowland comes in at a dismal second. She tries to darn hard. Three seems to be a lot of camel toe in the air these days…what is up with that? You two are the ish!
Rihanna, bad girl, that’s the point, she still doesnt’ look like the rest of that standard look. Keep it going, yes. Why stop because others are getting tired of it? I don’t know either, if its you do you!
LOL @ Yeasty McGee! About JHud and a tip for all the ladies, only wear leggings if the top is covering your camel toe…at the airport or anywhere else. Love this feature; you two are hilarious
This was hilarious. I am now officially HOOKED!! The camel toe comment on jHUD was off the chain and I actually got the pig snort for the Jill Marie comment.
lol. I love this feature. You guys are hilarious. Am I wrong for liking the Leona Lewis jawn because I do.
I have to agree w/ you guys, Beyonce looks great in that photo… LOL @ the Serena and Monique comments.
Ya’ll are right about Rhianna; and why is she starting to resemble Prince?
Yeasty McGee…………so wrong
So agree w/ the comment on Rih Rih… {yes, we do get it! Now, move it along, sweetie!}
And you couldn’t be more correct on Ms. Keys steppin’ it up 10 notches these days. I’m so proud of her!!
Of course I’m LOL @ the Monique & Serena comments- ya’ll silly!
you guys are crazy !!!!!!!!!!
HAAHA @ Jill Marie Jones
Filthy: Does she have feathers for pubes??
Bella: Cute outfit—too bad about that wolverine’s slashing its way out of her panties.
Ya’ll are crazy! Hate we have to wait ANOOOOOOTHER month for this feature!
The two of you seem to have a penchant for hitting the hammer right on the nail with the quips and comments! Beyonce looks absolutely chic and as usual….Kelly Rowland comes in at a dismal second. She tries to darn hard. Three seems to be a lot of camel toe in the air these days…what is up with that? You two are the ish!
Not feeling Alicia’s outfit.
I like Leona’s ‘fit too…its very Carrie (Sex and the City)…also Bey and Alicia look GREAT!
Serena…please get a stylist, you were doing good for a few months….
love this feature,
my thoughts are being spoken by you guys, thanks.
Rihanna, bad girl, that’s the point, she still doesnt’ look like the rest of that standard look. Keep it going, yes. Why stop because others are getting tired of it? I don’t know either, if its you do you!
LOL @ Yeasty McGee! About JHud and a tip for all the ladies, only wear leggings if the top is covering your camel toe…at the airport or anywhere else. Love this feature; you two are hilarious
the monique bit touched me.
poor serena.
like
seriously laughing out loud at the the wolverine slashing out of her panties bit .
u guys need to take this show on the road .
Dayum. yeasty mcgee? Leona (and everyone else) shd just say no to pinafores. thx for making me laugh like a nut at work.
YOU GUYS are hilarious!!!! I’m dying over here!!!
This was hilarious. I am now officially HOOKED!! The camel toe comment on jHUD was off the chain and I actually got the pig snort for the Jill Marie comment.