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Baby…What Do You Think?

Monday Apr 6, 2009 – by

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch was crazy enough to give these two a forum to bring their special brand of fashion commentary to the masses. A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, artist and designer with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a “spin doctor” and photographer with Southern roots, a vintage clothing addiction and an inherited shoe fetish.

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Keshia Knight-Pulliam
Kristy: It’s Rudith Huxtable!
Filthy: I wonder if she’s sick of people calling her Rudy yet?
Kristy: She’ll always be Rudy. I don’t think Bud would approve of this ensemble. What’s with the pageant stance?
Tracee Ellis Ross
Kristy: It’s established that I LOVE her. This is a perfect example of why.
Filthy: Yeah, she always looks great but I guess it’s to be expected; her mom was a style icon.
Kristy: True. Simple and classic with accessories that provide a little punch. The ring, the Louboutins, the red lips… fierce.

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Serena Williams
Kristy: Aw, she looks pretty here, girly even!! Some of that drag edge has been scraped off.
Filthy: Maaaaaan, I refuse to talk bad about Serena. She looks like she can fight eight large men at once.
Kerri Washington
Kristy: Something about this is bothering me. Maybe it’s the poofy sleeves.
Filthy: Yeah, the sleeves make her arms look super skinny … It looks almost like she has one of those fake hands.

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Jasmine Sullivan
Kristy: Unless she’s headed to a Darin’s Dance Grooves 2 taping, this is all types of no and never.
Filthy: Yeah, what’s with the silly gym outfit?
Kristy: That’s what the young people are doing today… apparently.
Zoe Saldana
Filthy: Too much going on! She’s always so pretty though.
Kristy: Hm… this looks like two different dresses. Not sure how I feel about that much leopard at once.

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Naomi Campbell
Kristy: Look at those legs, man. She’s got a deal with the devil.
Filthy: She IS the devil.
Kristy: Gorgeous dress and I love the pockets and the wrap belt.
Filthy: Man she’s bad as hell.
Kristy: She drinks the blood of virgins.
Taraji Henson
Kristy: Here’s a code cracking tip for wearing bright, patterned skirts – black boat or scoop neck top. Black shoes. Done. This lets the skirt stand out.
Filthy: I gotta say it … I love Penelope Cruz and I loved Vicky Christina Barcelona but Taraji got robbed at the Oscars!
Kristy: Yea… you right. And she looked so great that night, too.

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Sarah Jessica Parker
Kristy: Okay, you gotta know when to say when. Feathers and gloves and bows and snake print and lace up boots. She’s channeling Carrie Bradshaw in a bad way.
Filthy: She looks like she killed an entire rain forest to put this outfit together.
Kristy: Pretty color though.
Ciara
Kristy: How do you like Ciara’s new look?
Filthy: She looks good but she just never looks like she’s found her own style. Folk need to get up on her workout plan though.
Kristy: For real. Dancing will give you that kind of body. Let’s dance babe.

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Estelle
Filthy: Wow, she looks happy to be there.
Kristy: Look at her face. She knows she looks like an origami napkin gone wrong.
Filthy: She looks like she’s wearing very elaborate gift wrapping.
Monica
Kristy: She’s about to do magic with those gloves.
Filthy: The brotherhood will not allow me to speak unkind words about Monica.
Kristy: Ya’ll love yourselves some Monica. The outfit is cute, but the gloves and belt being the same color bothers me. It’s the whole 80′s thing.

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Rashida Jones
Kristy: She is working that clavicle. GREAT accessory.
Filthy: Is it just me or has she gotten cuter and her style has gotten better as she’s gotten older?
Kristy: Isn’t that the way it should be though?
Filthy: Definitely.
Beyonce
Filthy: What in the hell is Beyonce doing with the Fruit of Islam?
Kristy: I really don’t like this dress at all. I’m rubbing my temples on this one like the guy over her left shoulder. It’s hurting my eyes.

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Solange
Filthy: Is she rocking a couture Breath Right Strip?
Kristy: She looks like a character from the new Star Trek movie.
Grace Jones
Filthy: Is that Grace Jones or Bill Duke?
Kristy: Annnnnd we’re done.

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8 Comments – Add Yours

  1. Ings says:
    April 6, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I live for this feature. You guys are hilarious.

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  2. k says:
    April 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Hey, y’all back.
    No you didn’t call Grace Jones, Bill “freaking” Duke!!!!!!! LOL
    I can admit she is a piece of work, but come on she’s an ICON….damn.

    And Tracy looks great, but she can slip at times with her shoes.this time-great choice

    Serena Williams, sister you have come into your own.

    y’all too funny and too honest.

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  3. mee` says:
    April 6, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    YES, Miss Tracee Ellis is fierce! She is my fashion icon. That Estelle commentary was killin’ me!
    AND when I had to scroll back up a little bit to see the dude rubbing his temples…. I was done! *LOL* Ya’ll a mess :)

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  4. miss concrete jungle says:
    April 8, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Solange
    Filthy: Is she rocking a couture Breath Right Strip?

    OMGoodness..I just died laughing at 10:42 a.m.

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  5. miss concrete jungle says:
    April 8, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Oh yeah, and as much as I love love LUV Jazmine Sullivan my girl truly needs a new stylist. She’s so fierce IMO, but her clothing choices are sooo meh.

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  6. Harlem Chic says:
    April 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    LOL at Grace Jones or Bill Duke….

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  7. nika marie says:
    May 21, 2009 at 3:06 am

    I’m so glad to see a new post!!! LMAO!

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  8. Tequila says:
    May 31, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    I’m glad You guys are back, ya’ll keep me rolling!

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