Booty Poppin’ Panties for the Derriere Deficient

For the posterior deficient, stylist Jennifer Rosenblatt has created a pair of draws designed to give that booty a popped out appearance. Booty Pop panties – a new addition to the butt enhancing lingerie industry – come complete with round padding in the back (reminiscent of a triple thick miracle bra) and promise to transform them horizontal hindquarters into a round, cushioned rump. Dig designer Rosenblatt’s inspiration for the padded panties:

“As a Celebrity wardrobe stylist, one of my biggest problems is that many of my clients do not have enough butt to make their rears look full, round or just do not have a great shape butt. Trust me, not everyone has a J.Lo booty. I cannot seem to find jeans that fit my clients well enough to make their butts look good, they keep complaining about their butts being flat in their jeans. Some are even contemplating getting implants….it does not make sense! When I heard about Booty Pop, I immediately bought a few pairs and brought them to my clients. When they tried them on with their jeans, shorts, slacks or dress pants, they could not believe their eyes and believe that such a cute pair of underwear could make such a miracle. You should have seen the smiles Booty Pop put on their faces, it was like magic! They instantly enhance a butt and my clients swore to never take them off. I do not usually give my tricks of the trade to the public but booty pop is too good to keep to myself. I know booty pop will make many women happy.”

Part of the irony of this is that many with naturally plump rumps have difficulty finding jeans that compliment their curves. Another is the constant referral to J Lo as if she’s the first & only celeb to step on the scene with an extra large back end.  Regardless, this li’l creation is good for a laugh and may even spare us from seeing more disturbingly stiff and bulbous butt implants in the future (fingers crossed).