We all know CeeLo Green is a jokester. The rapper/singer is known for his outlandish outfits and equally large persona (and belly), but in a recent feature in Jet magazine, the musician strips down to fulfill one of his biggest fantasies: to be a Jet Beauty of the Week!

 

While CeeLo’s round physique got a little–ok, a lot–of help from celeb photographer Derek Blanks, I can’t imagine a “large” woman being granted the same opportunity. I guess that’s what makes it a fantasy.

What do you think?

  • Tonton Michel

    Lol

  • apple

    lol he might wanan look into hitting the gym, it look like it would work

  • Simone L

    I still wouldn’t touch that

  • LADreaming86

    Ewww. That photo is totally photoshopped (or whatever other image editing program)!

  • http://stephanietalktome.blogspot.com Stephanie

    He looks like Birdman. lol

  • LN

    I can’t stop laughing.

  • Marshel1969

    Screensaver!! Cee Lo is crazy!!

  • ogawdDee

    i like him. he’s always stepped to the beat of his own drum.

  • Dalili

    Oh dear….lol!

  • Bisous

    OMG I AM DYIIIIIIIING.

  • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com African Mami

    he scurry looking!

  • http://blog.shopdirtylaundry.com/ Jeanee

    You know his arms aren’t THAT long!

  • http://www.sosingerssd.blogspot.com Yolanda Marie

    RIGHT?! LMAO!!!

  • Sydni

    ceelo is sooooooo sexy to me! this picture only assures me that im not blind. dont judge :)

  • Donald K Sumner

    Stupid superficial heightist b****es shut up! Many of you do not even deserve to your pictures taken by an off-the-shelf point-and-shoot from the drugstore. I bet if he were 6ft+ most of you would be praising him!

  • ogawdDee

    ‘Don’t want no short short man…don’t want no short short man!’

    Keep moving, please…LOL!!!

  • mamareese

    Everyone deserves to feel sexy…..get it Cee-Lo!

  • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com African Mami

    @ Donald K Summer,

    I do not like shorties! They be bitter as all hell gerr ourra hurr!!!!!

  • minna k.

    Its kinda funny, but i like it. It would be better if he smiled. :)

    I like Cee Lo. Responsible for the best POPular music album to come out within the past 10 years in my opinion.

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  • http://Yahoo Mallory

    He is da man!!! LOL!!!

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  • Bee

    Um. Okay. :)

  • pink

    I don’t like midget Cee Lo. I don’t understand anyone’s fascination with him. That pic is a complete turn off!!! Where’s the real men?!?

  • http://globetracer.wordpress.com She Traces

    I don’t get the point of this article. Just because he’s not Lenny Kravitz with his shirt off, he can’t be someone’s fantasy? Let’s get real.

  • LAD86

    According to the writer, “I can’t imagine a “large” woman being granted the same opportunity. I guess that’s what makes it a fantasy.”

    I think that answers your question.

  • chanela

    How does someone feel sexy when their head is pasted onto someone else’s body? thats embarrassing.lol

  • Robbie

    Hum, I shall pass on this ovelyr photoshopped photo. That ain’t the real man.

  • alldawg

    Tell the short jokes to prince and musicsoulchild…
    they have no shortage of women who are taller then them, especially the social ladder climbing women.aka groupies…

    On the flip side, these are the same women who complain about women being objectified in videos, magazines and other visual media.,

    I like light skin girls with REAL hair that is long, smells like pantene, with a big butt to match.No bbw’s, body build wrong women…

    …im being sarcastic…

  • alldawg

    chan purpose in life is to take away a mans happiness, thats her gift…

  • Crossroads

    @African Mami,

    Speak english you booty-scratching village boar…

  • Crossroads

    @ogawdDee,

    You first ghetto boar…

  • Crossroads

    He is 5’6. He is taller than most of the women calling him a “midget”. It is offensive for a Chinese man to publish a study showing black women the most unattractive, but it is OK to bash a man over height.

  • alldawg

    Yes these women love taking advantage of double standards. But everybody knows these same women age like cars.

  • kidole

    Cee-lo is hilarious! However they forgot to photoshop his face!

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  • pink

    This pic is grozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!

  • Donald K Sumner

    The problem with the author’s comment is that large women HAVE been granted that opportunity, ESPECIALLY OVER THE PAST 20 years! Adverts, movies, tv shows, etc, have all been campaigning to get Americans to accept “women of all shapes and sizes”, it is TOO BAD we have yet to consider the same concept with respect to short men…

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