Too Funny: Pizza Swag Kid Has Moves!

In need of a day-brightener? Aren’t we all?

I need to know what fantastic parents gave their child such an intense love of late-nineties Prince music that “Sexy MF-er” would be the song that a black teenager in 2012 finds appropriate for an impromptu webcam dance routine. I’d like to find those people and shake their hands for that and for instilling a love of Michael Jackson-inspired choreography into their child, because youngin’ is getting down in ways we’ve never seen anyone get down over a simple slice of pizza. Watch:

We don’t know who Pizza Swag Kid is, or why he is this hype over pizza, but we love him.