When Beyonce took to the red carpet at last year’s MTV Awards rocking an orange Grecian-inspired dress and proudly cupping her belly, you knew ish was about to get real.

And when she glowed through “Love on Top,” confidently popping open her jacket, rubbing her belly and smiling ear-to-ear while her hubby saluted her, you knew she had just created a monster (and I don’t mean Blue Ivy.

Immediately the world went apeshit. Twitter erupted, news shows reported on Beyonce’s growing baby bump like it had the nuclear codes, and the stans and haters waged a world war of snark. So it was no surprise that after “folding-gate” (when her stomach seemed to “fold” in half while preggo) people began to question whether or not Beyonce was actually pregnant, because you know, she clearly can’t really be THIS happy about having a baby.

Recently, People magazine named Beyonce the most beautiful woman in the world, and in the accompanying article she addressed the rumors floating around about her pregnancy. When asked how she felt about people speculating about whether or not she’d hired a surrogate, Bey brushed the critics off.

“That was crazy,” she told People. “It wasn’t hurtful, it was just crazy. [I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’”

I guess Bey hasn’t heard of any of the nusto things people have had to say about her or else she would have been prepared for the onslaught of speculation and criticism during her pregnancy.

But in case she’s still surfing on the cloud of Blue Ivey baby, I’m here to school her to the crazy things people think about her so she’ll be prepared for the next round of crazy talk that’s sure to come with baby # 2 or, you know, whenever she walks down the street.

Shall we get started?

  • H

    Crazy right. I just hate that Illuminati crap. I don’t know why so many black people believe it. The majority of people supposedly in the Illuminati are black. To me, it’s like saying that the only way black people can be this successful is if they worship the devil.

  • tisme

    @ C Beytonce apparently hates herself more than I could ever hate her.
    I don’t like Beyonce.I don’t believe her hype but HATE is a strong word.

    I also think that YOU have major issues accepting anyone who does not agree with your opinion on things.Work on that okay.

    Beyonce makes it easy for people to have something to say about her.

    If you have a problem with me REPEATING what BEYONCE stated herself.
    Then you should take that up with her.

    Beyonce says she is mixed with African American Native American and French.
    Beyonce said that she wished she was latino.
    Beyonce said she wrote songs that she did not and was called out on this by the writers themselves.

    If you have a problem with that your problem is with Beyonce.

  • modern lady

    If you can believe in God, then you can believe there is a devil. And if there is a devil, then there might certainly be people who worship the devil and believe in all kinds of netherworld things. It’s not impossible.

  • http://themodernmedicineman.com d-rhyme

    right on pee wee. plus it was once thought she had a mental condition called pseudocyesis or false pregnancy. her mental state is stiil not to sound to me. medication can make boobs for even breast feeding. the secrecy at the birth hospital and the crap they did to other fathers and mothers trying to see their babies is also not cool. why name the baby after another woman of jay z’s is curious too.

  • IMthere4you

    what if she cannot carry a baby full term,and she wants to have a family with her husband? if that is the case,i dont see anything wrong with her having a surrogate! why is it so hard for someone to sit and think of the possibilities?! after all beyonce is just a human being just like everyone else. ppl are making her look like some “god” who is incapable of making mistakes. from one of the videos,its quite obvious that her tummy became as flat as a frisby! anyone who cannot see that is blind and brain dead! still,surrogation is not a crime. its ok…she didn’t need to cover up anything

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