When Beyonce took to the red carpet at last year’s MTV Awards rocking an orange Grecian-inspired dress and proudly cupping her belly, you knew ish was about to get real.

And when she glowed through “Love on Top,” confidently popping open her jacket, rubbing her belly and smiling ear-to-ear while her hubby saluted her, you knew she had just created a monster (and I don’t mean Blue Ivy.

Immediately the world went apeshit. Twitter erupted, news shows reported on Beyonce’s growing baby bump like it had the nuclear codes, and the stans and haters waged a world war of snark. So it was no surprise that after “folding-gate” (when her stomach seemed to “fold” in half while preggo) people began to question whether or not Beyonce was actually pregnant, because you know, she clearly can’t really be THIS happy about having a baby.

Recently, People magazine named Beyonce the most beautiful woman in the world, and in the accompanying article she addressed the rumors floating around about her pregnancy. When asked how she felt about people speculating about whether or not she’d hired a surrogate, Bey brushed the critics off.

“That was crazy,” she told People. “It wasn’t hurtful, it was just crazy. [I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’”

I guess Bey hasn’t heard of any of the nusto things people have had to say about her or else she would have been prepared for the onslaught of speculation and criticism during her pregnancy.

But in case she’s still surfing on the cloud of Blue Ivey baby, I’m here to school her to the crazy things people think about her so she’ll be prepared for the next round of crazy talk that’s sure to come with baby # 2 or, you know, whenever she walks down the street.

Shall we get started?

  • Fa

    cray

  • Nicole

    Smiling ear to eat? Proofread please!

  • Jai

    Why did she feel the need to talk about it now? She has a healthy baby, the end.

  • Hanna

    the illuminati does has people who have to sell their soul take a life etc to ban power (fame) they don’t run thr world. Second why do her and her husband continue to put satanic things in videos and songs if they aren’t Satan loves…well then don’t do it but they continue to do so.

  • befree

    Well I have a slightly different version of the story. When she announced folks were very congratulatory. When her belly folded like a damn card table is when the side eye began.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    There is nothing like a Beyonce post to get the crowd hype.

    *chic noir makes way to couch in the Clutch lounge, grabs a box of popcorn*

    For the record, I think some women are so jealous of Beyonce that it causes them to make up all sorts of false things about her. I heard one “girl” say that Beyonce had 10 abortions???? WTH, who does such a thing??? ESP someone in her position to the the best doctors meds, and birth control?????

    Chile bye!

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    There is nothing like a Beyonce post to get the crowd hype.

    *chic noir makes way to couch in the Clutch lounge, grabs a box of popcorn*

  • http://akwardturtlejourney.blogspot.com/ Realityplease

    LMAO

  • amarie

    Awww man. That last video scared the beegegus outta me!

  • Mina

    And wear satanic clothing of Baphomet, which is a symbolism of the devil. Obviously Britni Danielle does not know any knowledge or history of Christianity or Judaism, I should say, because all of this is found in the old testament. Secondly, you think the Illuminati isn’t real Britni, but any Satan worshipper will tell you that those symbols that you are seeing are the real deal. The upside down cross (Lil Wayne), the all seeing eye that Jay-z puts up and which is on the dollar bill, and there are many more. All Satan worshippers use them! Do some research first before you decide to write an article about the Illuminati being fake. It’s all over the music industry and there’s historical proof of its existence. Especially in Egypt. GET IT TOGETHER DANIELLE.

  • Miss J

    I never undersrtood the ulliminati rumors anyway I think people have nothing to do with their life folowing Beyoncé’s every move. I believed she was pregnant and my cousin leaves in NYC and saw her many times while she was pregnant walking and said that clearly there is no way Beyoncé can fake it , she is pregnant. Reading some of the comment on the blogs are so hurtful its unbelievable how some people can be so mean.

  • Whatever
  • Ahhh

    I don’t know about that Illuminati crap, but when she was pregnant, Beyonce should have just showed off her baby bump like all the other celebrities.

    We all saw many pics of Alicia Keyes when she was six months pregnant. Also Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Hudson, Mariah Carey, and Jessica Simpson. She’s one of the most photographed women in the world, and there were hardly any pics of Beyonce when she was fully pregnant. Why was she hiding it? That was weird.

    Also, Beyonce is not a skinny chick. She’s a naturally thick woman. We already knew she dieted hard and worked out like crazy to stay skinny even in her twenties. I thought she would be one of the girls that would blow up when she was pregnant, but she was pretty slim after giving birth. Hmmm..

    Anyway, I’m not saying I believe the surrogacy rumors. I just can’t imagine the dieting and work out regimen she must been on so soon after she gave birth. Can’t see it being good for her body.

    But those rumors could have been shot down long ago with some pics.

  • C

    Some of you are joking, being sarcastic, right?@Mina and Hanna

    If Not L.M.A.O.

    Stop it- your jealousy and possibly your mental imbalance is showing.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    @ C-

    They are as serious as a heat attack. Beyonce is like the closest thing to a real “super blk woman”. She is perfect in the way that some Blk men imangine their ideal woman. She has her own money, looks, clothes, shoes, homes, 5 star vacations + a very wealthy man to share it with. Beyonce can sing and dance in 6 inch heels. Beyonce managed to get married before having a baby and her husband doesn’t have kids all over town. Beyoce came from a two parent home.

    You have no idea how jealous some sisters and even non sisters are of Beyonce. No blk woman is suppose to live Beyonce’s life.

  • 123go

    fyi Hanna, Christians also use(d) the upside down cross (St. Peter’s Cross) although it is also used by anti-Jesus people these days.

  • binks

    LOL I second that assessment as well. But you know how people are if you question something you are either jealous or a hater. I think the 1st and 3rd examples are extremes cases but the second one is valid on why people think her pregnancy was fishy because she clearly had the “oh sh*t” face when her belly concaved during that interview coupled with a few other incidences that doesn’t add up. Furthermore, a lot of strange things have happened in Hollywood/in daily life so a fake pregnancy/hiding a pregnancy/pretending you were never pregnant isn’t exactly farfetched. But at the end of the day, the ONLY thing that matters is she is a mother now no matter how her child came into the world…shrugs.

  • http://www.cocoareport.com Cocoa

    That video was creepy….. People are going to believe what they want to believe. I see why people say that she was not pregnant but either way she does not owe an explanation to anyone. She had the baby might as well just let the subject go.

  • Dreaming

    I still don’t believe Beyonce was ever pregnant.

  • iQgraphics

    The reasons listed above are FAR from why people believe she had a surrogate.
    @befree & @Ahhhh is the closest with real reasons, and there are about 150 more real reasons.
    I wont drone on but…. what new mom don’t know how far along she is?

    I think she had a surrogate and that’s cool.

    Give it up Beyonce. This does not make you less than perfect. Just more human.

    Be it the vanity of the industry or real health issues. It’s okay

  • hehe

    I saw a vid of her dress folding from different angles and it was the fabric folding not her belly.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    Oh God Dreaming… Not you too :(

  • Dreaming

    Chic Noir – Just the other day on Facebook I left a comment on a picture a friend posted that I thought was sexist, and some Blck guy didn’t like it. Girl, you know he referenced a Beyonce song on what women want in relationships from men, and I was like, you cannot be serious.

  • Dreaming

    Yes, me too. Sorry. When I saw the video of her stomach fold in half, there was just no believing after that.

  • Anon

    @Chic,
    Girl, Dreaming is one of the most delusional chicks on this board. I ain’t surprised.

  • Dreaming

    Anon – N*gga please.

  • Anon

    @Chic
    Actually, about the two parent home/parents being married before you were born, I JUST had a conversation with someone yesterday that I realize that I can’t/haven’t been able to – maintain friendships with women who haven’t had both parents involved in their lives – actually scratch that, who haven’t had married parents.
    They have all admitted some jealousy issues over coming from an OOW home. Now, I was born in the 80′s, so I’m guessing the stigma of kids born in the projects to teen moms has died down some, but it just occured to me that that fact alone could be why so many BW are jealous of Beyonce. Her daddy has been RIGHT THERE helping to manage her career and in her life.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    Anon Her daddy has been RIGHT THERE helping to manage her career and in her life.

    Yup, and I get that’s why she never went as far as some other young women in Hollywood. Could you see Beyonce sitting on top of a bodyguard’s head rolling up weed?

    I swear I’m not a beyonce stan.

    @Dreaming- See what I mean lol. Blk men love Beyonce too.

  • Chrissy

    So..

    I haven’t been following the controversy over whether she carried or if it was surrogacy…but whats the big deal??

    i believe she was pregnant especially if you see a picture with her and Juelz..

  • http://akwardturtlejourney.blogspot.com/ Realityplease

    I find it quite strange how people feel like they know all about a person’s life based on what they see, clearly things were not perfect hence her parents divorce and we will never really know what her relationship is or was like with her Father as someone can be physically there and still miles away but that’s neither here nor there, I know an abundance of black women myself included who LOVE, promote and celebrate 2 parent families regardless of whether they were from one themselves, the idea that only people from single parent families believe the above theory is a little far fetched.
    The thing about the media representation is they will show you what they want you to see and feed you want they want you to eat, no one truly knows what goes on behind closed doors or what her life is really like, or whether or not her husband has children all around the place (there were rumours) that’s all irrelevant, but we do know no one is perfect and I think it’s more to do with the forced, over exaggerated image of perfection we’re constantly being fed, along with the indirect cover-ups and media overtime, not to mention the suspicious folding that has some people on deck with this theory. Why shouldn’t she be black,married, have a beautiful baby and tons of success? she’s not the first woman to do so. Fair enough there may be some simple sour haters but others are simply calling it how they see it. Its just weird how nowadays having a difference of opinion renders you jealous

  • I got sense!

    Lol, I know right! One “girl” said she wasn’t really pregnant because pregnant women can’t wear heels. I was like are you serious? I pulled out my ipad and googled ‘pregnant celebrities in heels” and TONS of pictures pulled of women wearing heel throughout the entire 9 months. She was like “well I still don’t think she was pregnant”. People are hilarious. I love it. Such good entertainment.

  • I got sense!

    She was asked about it in the interview.

  • Dreaming

    “Its just weird how nowadays having a difference of opinion renders you jealous” – I say this all the time.

  • Rosi5*

    Ever since i can remember Beyonce has been a go getta and keepin things in perspective. Family, career,business. She’s on top of her game 1000%. So i wouldn’t expect nothing less in the area of losing the baby weight. Mrs. Carter runs her world. She has truly inspired me to kick laziness in the tush and treat haters like they don’t exist.

  • http://method2hermadness.blogspot.com girlformerlyknownasgrace

    While I do not believe the rumor, I just think that the way she went from hiding it in a show to debuting it like it was a fashion show did not help. She asked for the attention. And I think she just rubs people as generally disingenuous and that feeds the rumors.

  • apple

    If you know the history of the church I would think you would know the upside cross is St.Peter’s cross, you remember Peter don’t you? One of JESUS’ disciplines ? Yes the one who was crucified upside down because he felt unworthy of Jesus holy position of dying right side up? Yea ok

  • apple

    Folding like a table?!! Cackling!!!

  • apple

    Y’all think she had surrogate to keep her figure? Lol . Idk that kinda lying just too cray. Why would she lie? I couldnt do it

  • Shirl

    I can’t believe folk really believe this illuminati crap. I’ve heard from people who really believe that every successful black entertainer is part of this thing. Someone said to me recently that Jennifer Hudson is in this club ( or whatever you want to call it ) and sacrificed her family for fame and fortune.

  • Dreaming

    I can’t answer for why she would lie. There were just so many things that seemed odd. I think apart of the problem with Beyonce, is that she is held in such high regards that for her to appear less than perfect would be very upsetting for some people.

  • http://guulo.wordpress.com/ Guulo

    B lives in a world where genuineness and loyalty is very limited, she has reached a level where friends are very few and people who would take great pleasure in her downfall are many so maybe she does have awesome magical powers (note the sarcasm) to have kept her “fake pregnancy” under wraps and people are afraid to talk lest they suffer her wrath, but even with great powers and money something like a hidden pregnancy can only remain a sec ret or under speculation for long, and until someone sells her out and plenty do exist in her world, the truth is on her side and everyone else should stop obsessing over B and live their own life.

    As for the Satan/illuminati allegations it reminds me of the charges against the Harry Potter books being a cover-up for devils and witches conspiracy to convert children. Delusional.

  • chanela

    Damn girl how many sanatists do you know??lol

  • Dreaming

    I know, right! I think for a lot of religious folks, if you don’t believe what they believe, then it is because you must be influenced by the Devil.

  • Mina

    I know very well it’s the cross of Peter. But there are many crosses used today that Satanists use as well to blasphemy God and Jesus. For example, the Ankh, represents reincarnation and is also used in Satanic rituals. The hexagram, is also a symbol of Satanic ritualistic symbols. Of course it has the Star of David in it and the Star of David is most certainly NOT Satanic! But with it in the circle, it’s satanic. Many people believe all Jews love God, but that is not true at all! There are Jewish Satan worshippers!!! Do some research. Peter may be a part of the bible, but do you worship him? Obviously if you worshipped him, you’d be worshipping an idol. Just because he can be found in the bible and is a disciple of Jesus, does not mean that his cross is holy and safe to wear if you’re a true Christian. Most Christians advise against this if they know the history behind it and when do you ever see an upside down cross? The upside down cross represents Jesus being upside down, meaning his death meant absolutely NOTHING!! The Italian Horn also had “Christian roots” but is also used in Satanic rituals. Best learn your history yall. The truth shall set you free. Stop being in the dark if truly are Christians or have a religion. What’s the use of having a religion when you don’t know the history or meaning of it??

  • Mina

    Although Peter died upside down because he wasn’t worthy to die right side up, he did NOT DIE FOR YOUR SINS!!!

    Peter is not the son of God! Hello, thank you!

  • The Comment

    Everything is “crazy” to Beyonce.

  • Mina

    Wow! That is the most idiotic dribble I have ever heard in my life! Just because I talk about the Illuminati does not equate to jealous of Beyonce! The two absolutely do not correlate. If you knew your religion, you’d understand more. Instead of just Jesus this and that, oh wait! There’s more behind it? And even stuff about Satan, Baphomet, Lucifer, and more too?! Oh Yup! It’s all there! Satan and God, you got to know both. You got to know your enemy for battle, whatever side you’re on.

    “Beyonce is like the closest thing to a real “super blk woman”. She is perfect in the way that some Blk men imangine their ideal woman. She has her own money, looks, clothes, shoes, homes, 5 star vacations + a very wealthy man to share it with. Beyonce can sing and dance in 6 inch heels. Beyonce managed to get married before having a baby and her husband doesn’t have kids all over town. Beyoce came from a two parent home.

    You have no idea how jealous some sisters and even non sisters are of Beyonce. No blk woman is suppose to live Beyonce’s life.”

    Like I said before, the Illuminati and Beyonce’s life does not correlate. There are many people besides Beyonce who wear Satanic symbols and are involved in the Illuminati (Tyler, the creator, Lil Wayne, Lady Gaga…and better Aleister Crowley) Do what thou wilt, Jay-Z wears that sh*t all the time as well as Aleister Crowley’s face. Aleister Crowley was a Satanist, duh! But I do agree, alot of people are jealous of Beyonce and it’s sad. I lot of people are jealous of models and other famous people. I have famous relatives in my family. It’s just sad though, to see people envious. Why not be happy with your life or do something to make it happier instead of focusing all your energy on someone? Whenever I see all those fake Beyonce pregnancy videos, I was like it makes sense, but to see them calling her a b*tch and a whore, it just made me shake my head. Why are you so mad??

    And yeah Beyonce really is the closest thing to a real black woman, but she’s like me, mixed. She has white features (Blonde hair, light eyes, light skin, straight nose) and because she appeals to all people, Black, white, etc, that’s why she’s successful. Same reason why Michael Jackson was too lol. But I wish there were someone like Beyonce who was as successful too but of a darker complexion. Like Kelly or Jasmine Sullivan. I’m light skinned but I get tired of light skin women being seen as the ultimate black goddess, you know? I’m light skinned, but I hate that people focus on that but just because I’m light doesn’t make me any less black. However, I feel more dark skinned sisters should get attention and be seen as beautiful too without having to straighten their hair, wear contacts, or bleach their skin or something like that. It makes me sad, but Beyonce’s success does not. She can do whatever she wants with her life, her life does not equal my salvation. But anyway, I just want to see more darker ladies in the spotlight like Beyonce….without Satanic symbols or being Illuminati puppets. If Beyonce didn’t wear Satanic stuff and went back to her old gospel roots, I’d be happy. I’ve always liked Beyonce but when I learned about Satanic symbols and that she wears this stuff, it made me sad and disappointed. But sadness and disappointment again does not correlate to JEALOUS.

    Beyonce, I’m really happy for you, for real…but Jesus is the best of all time! Now, seriously I really am happy for Beyonce’s success, her happiness, that’s she’s blessed with Jay-Z, her child, etc. And I’m happy that she is on the cover of People magazine, but I do not worship her. I do not see her as a blood relative or family. I don’t know her. She’s another black woman in the music industry who can sing extremely well. She’s lucky she’s blessed with talent and wealth, but I have my soul to look after. My role model is Jesus. I’m sorry, I don’t idolize any other humans. Wealth does not mean anything to me. I can be dirt poor and still be happy as long as I have dependable people around and Jesus.

    I don’t spend all my time being brainless just listening to music because I like the beat but the lyrics are sh*t (Lil B, Nicki Minaj, etc) or watching TV. I read, plan, and focus on what I want to do for the rest of my life instead of what a superstar is doing. I want to be successful too, but in my own way. And without the Illuminati or selling out.

    I have no interest in being green with envy or wrath. That’s unsightly behavior. And I don’t spend all my time caring for people I have no relationship to. I might listen to their music and hear gossip about them, but I hear it and go. Just like I read this article and go. Although I do get involved when it’s something about my religion or something about the Illuminati, which is why I commented on it. Trying to educate people about the Illuminati is an interesting topic I like to learn and talk about more, but again because I talk about the Illuminati and Satanic symbols does not equal envy, wrath, jealousy, greed, etc sins against Beyonce. Ay, I still can’t see how that even correlates!

    She is a stranger to me, I’m sorry. Her music is catchy, but I rarely listen to mainstream music so I don’t really know what’s happening to people. I listen to more soul, underground music like Andy Allo, Kem, Elle Varner or instrumentals to mainstream artists instead. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings.

  • H

    That Illuminati stuff is hilarious. Yea basically every black artist and Lady Gaga is Illuminati. I don’t know who came up with, but I’m pretty sure if you’re seeing something demonic in their videos, they’ve done it on purpose. I mean people are obsessed with this Illuminati crap, so they keep that evil Satanic theme going, and people keep watching their videos.

    I do believe that Beyonce’s pregnancy was real, but WHAT happened with that belly folding? Weird.

  • Dreaming

    Yes, they are so obsessed with it that when Blue Ivy was born, people were stating that Ivy = Illuminati’s Very Youngest.

  • lauryn

    Some people have too much time on their hands.

  • Mina

    I was replying to both C and Chic Noir but the first paragraph is for C. The third and fourth paragraph is for Chic Noir. Just to clarify lol.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    Already up to 51 comments. I predict 100 comments by 5/2/12 noon EST.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    @I got sense-

    Yea I heard that one too. Pregnant women can’t heels. Hello what about Victoria Beckham and those Herman Munster cinder block looking things she wears on her feet.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    Mina,

    I’m almost afraid to read your comment cause it really looks like you told my butt off.

    Hold on just one minute.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    Nevermind, you let me off easy tonight.

    Thank you :)

    When I saw that post you wrote at 10:03PM, I was like oh God.

    BTW, Beyonce has dark brown eyes and hair.

  • http://commentarybyvalentina.wordpress.com/ Val

    @Dreaming

    I agree. She didn’t have that baby. What I want is for someone to find that surrogate and get her to talk. Now that would be a great interview.

  • Dreaming

    Val – Yea, that would be something if it is in fact true.

  • Mina

    Chic Noir, lol. See I’m not too mean lol.

    No girl, her eyes are like hazel now. It used to be dark now it’s hazel lol. And she stays rocking the blonde wig unless she changed it back to black/dark brown?

  • C

    Mon Dieu! Jesus Christ!(sorry) O.M.G! Some people are truly mental!

    @Chic Noir
    You summed it up EXACTLY.
    That is all.

    @Mina

    Its *idiotic drivel* not dribble, my darling.
    For some reason, I really think you are joking and putting us on because I laughed my way through the first couple of paragraphs of your comment and then i stopped reading

    Because if you are REALLY serious, then

    *THE END IS NIGH*.

    INDEED.

    L.M.A.O.

  • Leo the Yardie Chick

    Not surprised at all. Spending five minutes on Vigilant Citizen will give you plenty of horror movie material. If you took them as gospel, you’d never leave your house. Hell, I’ve even read one saying that JonBenet Ramsey’s murder was an Illuminati plot, too. Also, Oprah’s not only a standing member, but she’s a leader of a lesbian media army aimed at destroying black men. I’m serious. I had to read that one about three times, because I kept going, “…the F***?!”.

    I’m just glad I’m not famous. Lord knows what they’d be stating to be the real reason behind my success, if I were a public figure.

  • http://afrikanmami.blogspot.com African Mami

    Brit my dear ,

    Please before you dismiss the Illuminate I would implore you to read on it. Forget about Beyonce and em and their association with the secret society. Your mind will be blown away!!!

    As for Beyonce, all I want is her boobies!

  • PeeWee

    Here’s my 2 cents:

    I don’t give a flying f&@% about this “Illuminati” bullsh*t, but I feel that Beyonce and Jay hired a surrogate. Gave her at least a couple million in hush money so she wouldn’t speak of the pregnancy to ANYONE, and had a prosthetic belly while her child was being carried by another woman. Jay already revealed that she had a miscarriage in the past, so they might have wanted to take the safe route this time and hire someone to carry their child to prevent any complications Bey might have experienced again. She probably felt that her image would portray her as “less than a woman” if she was open to using a surrogate, since she isn’t physically giving birth to her own child.

    I NEVER doubted that the kid was biologically there’s, just don’t believe she carried her.

    As for the people that believe that she was pregnant full term? I feel that you refuse to believe anything having to do with the possibility of a surrogate or that *gasp* Beyonce didn’t carry her own child just because of the simple, “she had a belly….she was pregnant!” or just that your such a stan that Beyonce is some sort of God where anything is possible. You can be pregnant for 6 whole months & give birth to a healthy child while doing concerts, videos, being on the go 24/7 and having a folding stomach.

    I’m done.

  • CHE

    O.M.G.

    L.M.A.O

  • YallAreCray

    There are plenty of pictures of pregnant beyonce if you’d go to this new up and coming website called GOOGLE. Also, what was going on inside Beyonce’s womb was none of our business. If you’ve ever heard Jay’s song Glory, she had at least one miscarriage which is why she waited a while to tell the world, and then was very private about it once it happened.

  • Namia

    Your a SAD SAD person….

  • jw

    The people on here who have been to The Vigilant Citizen and read his indepth articals,showing Beyounce’s and others involvement with the illuminati.What is it about the vigilant citizen articals that you’ll don’t belive? I guess Iam curious as to how you’ll can read and look at the information that he provides,and still don’t see the connections?By the way Iam not trying to put any one down, who doesn’t agree with me.Iam just interested into the reasons that you’ll doubt what is being shown to you by Vigilant Citizen.I can understand If you never been to VigilentCitizen and only heard people talking about the illuminati,and think there’s no way that can be true.But what I can’t understand is when you have been to vigilantcitizen and read and look at the information,and still say that it can’t be true.

  • tisme

    Beyonce just seems like a dishonest person.She’s been outed telling lies before and now some people think she lies all the time about everything.

  • T

    Ummm who cares if she had a surrogate who cares if she is a part of the illuminati, I just like her music. I could care less what she does in her free time. All I know is I know the GOD I love and serve… So her life is her life what she chooses to do with it is betwwen her and the good LORD…

  • Yb

    +10000000000000 thank you!

    Her personal life is not our business.

  • Anon

    I know right?

    If she HAD faked that pregnancy, somebody would have sold her out by now. I swear, some folks in here have… issues to say the least. It is one thing to be upset by the lack of darker black women who are held up as universally attractive, but quite another to need to tear down Beyonce because of her success. Crabs in a barrel indeed.

  • tami king

    For one thing, I am sick of this dam woman and showing off everything she and the pit purchased for the surrogate mother’s baby. They are two sick ass, selfish people. She faded years ago!

  • tami king

    How in the hell is Beyonce one of the most beautiful women in the world? I’m sorry, she can’t compete with LISARAYE! Lisaraye is bad to the ass bone!

  • Bebat

    Since when is an entertainer’s personal life personal? stupid. Go PeeWee
    Here’s my 2 cents:

    I don’t give a flying f&@% about this “Illuminati” bullsh*t, but I feel that Beyonce and Jay hired a surrogate. Gave her at least a couple million in hush money so she wouldn’t speak of the pregnancy to ANYONE, and had a prosthetic belly while her child was being carried by another woman. Jay already revealed that she had a miscarriage in the past, so they might have wanted to take the safe route this time and hire someone to carry their child to prevent any complications Bey might have experienced again. She probably felt that her image would portray her as “less than a woman” if she was open to using a surrogate, since she isn’t physically giving birth to her own child.

    I NEVER doubted that the kid was biologically there’s, just don’t believe she carried her.

    As for the people that believe that she was pregnant full term? I feel that you refuse to believe anything having to do with the possibility of a surrogate or that *gasp* Beyonce didn’t carry her own child just because of the simple, “she had a belly….she was pregnant!” or just that your such a stan that Beyonce is some sort of God where anything is possible. You can be pregnant for 6 whole months & give birth to a healthy child while doing concerts, videos, being on the go 24/7 and having a folding stomach.

    I’m done.

    Me too!! LOL

  • CHE

    LOL. YOU ARE MENTAL or joking?

  • C

    Give it up

    We get it. You hate Beyonce and you want to convince others to hate her too.

    Seek help.

    She is not thinking about you and others are laughing at your obvious hate and jealousy and crazyiness. It would kill you to support another BLACK woman, right?. Oh, I forgot to you shes not Black.

    SEEK HELP!

  • truth seeker

    who do you think are running the industry.
    many have chosen to leave and turn to God
    others have sealed their pledge and alliance.
    to reveal the secrets is punishable by death.
    for those who do. they are tormented by any
    means possible. its beyond sadness that millions worship idols within the entertainment, sports industry and do the hand gestures like its just fashionable. even the politicians and royalty are striking a pose.
    the truth is stranger than fiction and Thank God for who see beyond the lies that affect us all.
    as for beyonce she’s a beautiful liar.

  • ms_micia

    The reason misinformation has been able to be passed down as truth for centuries in time is the human psyce desperate belief that what they see with their eyes is real. And despite how much information is shown to them, they never want to admit they’ve been tricked or had in such a way. Everything about America and it’s record of history is a farce. Look it up. Do your own research and turn off the TV. Just because some pretty pop star said something is true doesn’t make it so. I don’t know Beyoonce personally but i know enough about media and entertainment and its record of secrecy, ‘lies and flat out propaganda to not underestimate her lying about carrying a babyfull term. People need to stop looking at pop stars as if theyre just like you and I. Theyre not. Who they are is probably someone that would be considered unrecognizable against their image. Image is everything, the truth shatters what folks WANT to believe. As long as we’re eating it up, they’ll continue to dish us bs. I’ve read enough and been around enough to know with the right amount of money, power and prestige anything is possible. You dont stay at her level of fame and not have alot of secrets. This rumor is probably childs play to the real. Jus sayin.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    @c-

    I forgot to add that Beyonce carries herself like a lady! Even old school entertainers like Etta James call Beyonce a “LADY”.

  • Kanyade

    As ludicrous as this “Illuminati” stuff is perceived by those considered “not”-crazy, these artists (Gaga, JayZ, Kanye, Beyonce, etc.) once piqued to the knowledge of these alleged associations BLATANTLY PLAYED INTO IT. Just watch ANY music video put forth from these artists in the past two/three years. They saw it, I believe, as another way to make money; another fad or gimmick to visually attach themselves to. So as far as that goes, I personally don’t care who/what they worship, but they get no pity for people building conspiracy theories…because they (these artists) have provided the public with “the evidence”, if you will.

    As far as the baby surrogate rumors. Don’t care. The child is here and healthy and beautiful. Good luck and God bless. But the collaspsing stomach, the changes in stomach size, the darting into a van at “9″ months preggers like she’s a track star… welp, again, don’t care. She should have had BETTER P.R. (stunts) when making announcements like this.

  • Kanyade

    +1 LOL

  • Anon

    I had no idea narcotics were THIS strong these days.

  • libby

    @ Chic Noir
    There is family another version to tell about the Knowles.

    Little sister teen mom and had a shotgun wedding and a secret divorce.
    You know that two parent house hold you think people are so jealous about? Well Daddy Knowles had a baby on Mama Knowles.
    Big sis married a convicted felon. Big sis fired her daddy because she accused him of stealing from her. Neither one of Blu’s parents graduated from high school. Big sis is there meal ticket.

    Sounds like a perfect family everyone should be jealous of, right? Take no it is more than one way to tell a story.

  • http://www.purplekeychain.blogspot.com purplekeychain

    @PW, I am with you 100%. But I think you’re also leaving out the fact that some people still have that antiquated idea that something like surrogate is a “white thing” that black folk JUST DON’T DO.

  • http://www.purplekeychain.blogspot.com purplekeychain

    Hey, I believe in the existence of the Illuminati. What can I say, I’m a conspiracy theorist…

    :)

  • Anon

    @Chic
    Well judging by the large black women’s viewership of shows like the Basketball Wives, we certainly know that a lot of black women don’t identify with the “lady” aspect of Bey’s image.
    I’mma just come out and say it. All of THIS is because Beyonce’ is lighter skinned, from a two parent home, is thought of as beautiful UNIVERSALLY, is usually seen smiling (aka, ole’ girl is happy in life), and I haven’t even talked about the money or accolades yet. She ain’t down and out like a lot of other folks. In an era where most black women are depicted in the media as fat mammies, baby mommas, or 40year old single women who fight in clubs, a good portion of her haters are just mad that she hasn’t been smeared image wise yet. All these statements about how she’s not “perfect” or now “she’s normal” are attempts to drag Beyonce down to wherever they think they are in life. And until some of these chicks marry a man worth north of $200 mill, that ain’t gonna happen.

  • Mina

    @C

    Thanks for the correction, but it is indeed sad you assume things automatically correlate to jealousy when someone disagrees with you on a topic or speaks some knowledge about Satan, (I’m assuming you have some sort of Abrahamic religion: Judaism, Christianity, Islam) yet you have know nothing historically based on your religion. My advise is read up, it saves lives…and souls!

    But again, I do not worship her. I do not see her as a blood relative or family. I don’t know her. She’s another black woman in the music industry who can sing extremely well. She’s lucky she’s blessed with talent and wealth, but I have my soul to look after. My role model is Jesus. I’m sorry, I don’t idolize any other humans.

    Thank you! :)

  • Mina

    *No

    but you’re free to correct any typos again @C lol.

  • Seriously?

    Her Personal life is what keeps her “connected” and interesting. Celebrities have to share a bit about themselves, not a lot but enough, so that their fans can feel like their family like they know them. Not everyone buys and support people they hate, a lot actually supports those they love and if they don’t love you, you’re a nobody.
    If she didn’t want people in her personal life she would have done exactly what she’s been doing for years and NOT say anything on it…but than her album came out and didn’t do its usual “Beyonce” Best, all of a sudden she’s showing off her “preggie belly” and non-stop blah blah baby-this blah blah baby-that.
    Personally, I don’t really care about the whole ordeal since something about her personality doesn’t click for me, so it makes it for hard for me to like her and I just so happen to be one of those people that supports what I like/love. Um but yeah, everything else you said I agree with.

  • Luggie2

    C, the truth is the truth! Go handle your weave!

  • C

    @Chic Noir and Anon
    ding ding ding…EXACTLY!

    @Mina
    LORD!!!! Have a good life, my darling.

    @luggie2(L.O.L.)

    Another mental midget, I see.
    Sorry. Today Im rocking a large fluffy healthy well moisturized fro with no breakage but when Im rocking my weave Its always handled well, I gets the good hair, like the beauteous, happy, handling her business making itches mad and jealous Beyonce.
    HAVE A GOOD DAY!

  • Truth

    I don’t believe in this Illumnati crap. If it was that deep somebody would’ve blown the whistle with actual proof, instead of conspiracy theories. Money talks, bs walks. Sorry, but it’s bunk for people with way too much time on their hands. There’s a picture of her visibly pregnant at around 5 months or so. So remind me again, how a person fakes a pregnant stomach in bikini?! And if she did have a surrogate, why lie about it? They’d never be able to keep a secret that lucrative no matter how much hush money was paid. Her boobs are massive now, too. No homo. lol. I guess she got implants while her surrogate was pregnant. Some of y’all could see a tape of her singing Single Ladies while the baby’s head is crowning out of her vagina and still wouldn’t believe it. I’m far from Bey stan, but these conspiracy theories are just ridiculous. What ever happened to common sense? *smh*

  • http://cupofjo-jo.blogspot.com bk chick

    This whole “Illuminati” thing throws me for a loop lol. It’s like honestly, why would it be a conspiracy? I mean isn’t it pretty evident that if you come into a lot of money or enter into a fraternity or group of some kind (.i.e police dept., FDNY etc) There is bound to be corruption at some level and ppl can get away with it because money talks more than anything else. To me this is pretty obvious, and things like that are not very secret, also I think any human being is susceptible to being corrupt given the right circumstances. If you side eye Beyonce and other Entertainers, also side- eye corporations, the people behind the clothes your wear, the people behind the food you eat, and pretty much everything else. Entertainment, poltics (esp. of today), fashion, the food industry is designed to either distract you or convince you to buy things you don’t need. To me. this is not secret, it’s pretty obvious and you can find many everyday examples of things like this happening. It’s up to a person to recognize this and have control over their own life. No one can control you and make you do things that you don’t really want to do. Recognize it, and keep it moving if you don’t support it.

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    @Anon-

    Word!

    Some people are in love with the struggle. That’s why people were complaining when Mary J. Blidge started to make “happy” songs. It’s like they love misery. That’s why I always say when are we going to stop struggling and start living. Blk women as a group should not regress to the 1950′s, we are mammies!

  • http:www.chicnoirhouse.blogspot.com Chic Noir

    http://youtu.be/7TeE1u1AZLk

    The scene where Diahann meets with her aunt is gold.

  • Mina

    @C, you too my dear…where ever you end up after as well.

    Can’t say I didn’t warn ya though lol.

  • H

    Crazy right. I just hate that Illuminati crap. I don’t know why so many black people believe it. The majority of people supposedly in the Illuminati are black. To me, it’s like saying that the only way black people can be this successful is if they worship the devil.

  • tisme

    @ C Beytonce apparently hates herself more than I could ever hate her.
    I don’t like Beyonce.I don’t believe her hype but HATE is a strong word.

    I also think that YOU have major issues accepting anyone who does not agree with your opinion on things.Work on that okay.

    Beyonce makes it easy for people to have something to say about her.

    If you have a problem with me REPEATING what BEYONCE stated herself.
    Then you should take that up with her.

    Beyonce says she is mixed with African American Native American and French.
    Beyonce said that she wished she was latino.
    Beyonce said she wrote songs that she did not and was called out on this by the writers themselves.

    If you have a problem with that your problem is with Beyonce.

  • modern lady

    If you can believe in God, then you can believe there is a devil. And if there is a devil, then there might certainly be people who worship the devil and believe in all kinds of netherworld things. It’s not impossible.

  • http://themodernmedicineman.com d-rhyme

    right on pee wee. plus it was once thought she had a mental condition called pseudocyesis or false pregnancy. her mental state is stiil not to sound to me. medication can make boobs for even breast feeding. the secrecy at the birth hospital and the crap they did to other fathers and mothers trying to see their babies is also not cool. why name the baby after another woman of jay z’s is curious too.

  • IMthere4you

    what if she cannot carry a baby full term,and she wants to have a family with her husband? if that is the case,i dont see anything wrong with her having a surrogate! why is it so hard for someone to sit and think of the possibilities?! after all beyonce is just a human being just like everyone else. ppl are making her look like some “god” who is incapable of making mistakes. from one of the videos,its quite obvious that her tummy became as flat as a frisby! anyone who cannot see that is blind and brain dead! still,surrogation is not a crime. its ok…she didn’t need to cover up anything

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