Crazy conspiracy theory # 1: She’s apart of the Illuminati
Just like her famous hubby, Beyonce’s been indoctrinated into a secret society of folks who run the world (And you thought that song was about girl power? Ha!). Most folks who believe Bey is a member of Illuminati don’t even know what it is besides the fact that every successful black entertainer is allegedly crewed up (which should tell you something; black folks secretly running things? I wish.).
But what I never understood about the Illuminati rumors are that they are completely nonsensical. I mean, how secret can a “secret society” be if everybody knows who the members are and what “secret codes” they use? Not smart, folks. Not smart at all.