Crazy conspiracy theory # 2: She faked her pregnancy
You knew it would happen, right? When Beyonce announced she was pregnant, immediately people began watching her stomach like it was Game 7 of the NBA finals. While her stans looked for every change in her face, ankles, and her too-slow growing belly to celebrate, her haters (and she has some irrational ones) watched the throne as well, looking for any sign that she was faking it. And when the folding dress seen ‘round the globe happened, you knew they got all the ammunition they needed.
But as someone whose belly did not “look” stereotypically pregnant until the month before I had my son, I understood that Bey’s dress malfunction was pretty normal, but in the hands of the haters it became proof that she was thirsty for attention, because, clearly no one noticed her before, right? Riiight.