Honorable mention: Maxwell 
I’ve gotten into many a dispute about this one. Lovely singing voice, but listening to it doesn’t make me quaver with desire like it does some of my friends–and I’ve seen him live. Now, if you’d talked to me back in 1997, when he looked like


Oh, we’d be having a much, MUCH different conversation. (Back then, D’angelo was my always and forever man, in a battle of the neo-soul hotties, but Maxwell was a close runner up.)

Your turn. Which celebrity crush sends your girls’ flanks up in flames, while you’re standing aside, like, “Y’all can have him?”
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