Recently Chris Brown dropped a freestyle over Kanye’s Theraflu that had many wondering if the singer was taking a few not-so-subtle jabs at his ex-boo Rihanna.

In the song Breezy rapped, “Don’t f–k with my old b*tch it’s like a bad fur/ Every industry n—a done had her/ Shook the tree like a pumpkin just to smash her/ B*tch is breaking codes, but I’m the password.”

Although CB didn’t mention any names, of course fans felt the diss aimed at Rihanna, and apparently she agreed. After Brown released the track on Twitter, RihRih tweeted, “Aw, poor dat #neaux1currrrr” and quickly unfollowed Breezy. (Side note: I’m going to need someone to translate what the heck that even means. I’m old).

After Rihanna unfollowed him, Brown returned the favor and severed Twitter ties with his ex, telling fans, “Assumptions! I didn’t say any names so if u took offense to it then its something you feel guilty about.”

While the blogs have latched onto the story, I can’t help thinking how juvenile this whole thing feels.

Breezy and RihRih’s relationship has been fodder for the press since the pair began dating many moons ago, and after “the incident,” things only intensified. So far, the pair have been playing the media, stoking the rumors about a possible reconciliation by exchanging suggestive tweets, teaming up for a racy song, and shouting each other out .

And it’s worked. But I’m about done with the public fiasco that is ChRihanna. Both have had their own public tantrums, both have made mistakes, and both seem like they can use a few heavy doses of maturity.

While they party it up, dropping foolish Instagram pictures and racking up more tattoos than Lil Wayne on an ink binge, I need them both to have a seat, grow up the hell up, and decide to leave each other alone from here on out.

56 Comments

  1. iQgraphics

    AAAAPPPPPLLLLLEEEEEE!!

    CRAY!

    • apple

      so much SHADE, its night time in here!
      but your dream didn’t have anything to do with this huh ? *side eye*

    • iQgraphics

      LMAO!
      I didn’t know about it and I wasn’t there….
      I swear!

    • apple

      Straight up Sid and Nancy with that. I would say Rihanna got the unicorn p*ssy the way Chris be stunning but since she still thristy after him imma call this star crossed lovers, doomed by fate (see how I just got deep on you? Didn’t know I knew literature hmm)

    • iQgraphics

      apple bottoms,
      i could not get past “unicorn p*ssy” without a tear forming in the corner of my eye.

    • I would say Rihanna got the unicorn p*ssy

      *DEAD*

  2. Lady P

    #neaux1currrrr ~ Please help me with this! LOL

    • +1

      I am also old.

    • iQgraphics

      it’s no one cares

      You’re not old.

      You use all english words to convey a thought or all french to convey another… or all numbers to solve a mathematical equation.

      You’re just fine.

    • Insight

      No one cares? maybe?

    • Elle Michelle

      I’m thinking the “n” word.

    • Louisiana_born

      #neaux1currrrr…It does mean “no one care”

      I’m from Louisiana, and it seems as if -eaux is added onto everything because of French influence.

  3. I keep silently praying that people will ignore their attention seeking antics. I feel like we bring this on ourselves… Think about it: these two made headlines today for unfollowing each other on twitter. Why? B/C ppl seem to be so invested in the relationship of ppl they dont know. That just sounds crazy to me.

  4. andryce76

    Please all this is nothing but a publicity stunt
    Im sure they have something to promote
    Just ignore them

  5. iQgraphics

    But um, after listening to that track above a coupla times.
    Its quite

    Good

    and isn’t it about the music at the end of the day….
    or shouldn’t it be.

    • binks

      Agreed! Maybe I’ am in a hood mood but I like the track…shrugs. As for these two personal lives I could really care less…what they do or don’t do or how they act, it doesn’t affect me or warrant me to response on what they should or shouldn’t be doing.

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