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Did Mitt Romney Wear “Brown Face” For His Univision Appearance

Oh, Mittens. It looks like Romney will do anything to win the Latino vote. I guess with the poll numbers looking the way they are, desperate times calls for desperate measures. During his Univision appearance, Wednesday night, Mittens looked a little darker than his normal self.

The running jokes going around the internet is that Romney, was trying to appeal to the Latino masses, by looking, um…more Latino’er. Yes, I know that’s not a word. What I find funny is the stark contrast between his face and his hands. As a frequent sunbather, whether tanning salons or some au naturale Vitamin D from the sun, I think he’s sneaking up into Snooky territory in this photo.

Let’s take a look at the second photo. Apparently whatever is on his face, is only on the front and not on his neck. His neck is still pale. Rule #1 of self-tanning, don’t miss a spot. Rule #2 of self-tanning, don’t miss a spot. Maybe, just maybe, this was the work of a horrible make-up artist. Rule #1 in make-up artistry, don’t miss a spot.

In any event, whether or not Mittens purposefully tanned, or a make-up artist went crazy on his face, it definitely makes for good fodder and jokes. Pobrecito, Mittens.

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  1. Don’t get me started on him! He keeps mentioning how his family has a “complicated history” in Mexico but is not very forthcoming in the fact that his family moved to Mexico because polygamy was illegal where they were living in the US. He will not bring anything good for Hispanics and if he thinks darkening his skin a bit will make a difference, he is really desperate!

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