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I wouldn’t be on my pop-culture duty if I ignored the news of Kim Kardashian being preggers by Kanye West. In case you’ve just emerged from an Internet dead-zone, on December 30, West announced Kardashian was preggers at his Atlantic City concert. Kardashian’s boyfriend/”misteress” told the crowd to “make noise for my baby mama.”

This is one of those subjects I want to continue to ignore — mostly because it just seems wrong to say anything but “Congratulations!” That said, l feel compelled to weigh in since news of the KimYe spawn hijacked Twitter for 2-3 hours on Sunday night. Unsurprisingly, Twitter went all-the-way-in dragging Kim for her life. It. Got. Ugly. I won’t go that far. Pinky swear.

I do want you to know I really tried to write about double standards, like how Kim Kardashian is called “a whore” for dating a bunch of guys. And yet, Carlos Walker — sorry, I’m not calling a grown man “Shawty Lo” — can impregnate 10 women and somehow escape that label. It’s a worthy point, but it wasn’t what I really wanted to say. This is:

1. This relationship was a bad idea from the start
Recall the chatter of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode where Kanye threw out nearly all of Kim’s clothes? No “good for you” dude wants you to re-haul your entire image to be with him. To make it worse, Kim dressed and looked better before Ye came around.

The more important reason though … Kim was/is married.

2. What in the hell was Kim thinking?
Her marriage to Kris Humphries was likely a hoax/ratings ploy. Somehow, I don’t think the ongoing divorce battle was part of the plan.

It’s just plain sloppy to enter another relationship when the previous one isn’t done. (And even sloppier to bring a kid into that situation.) I know ratings and attention are everything in reality TV world, but the line has to be drawn somewhere, especially on issues that actually affect other (little) people.

3. Uh … What in hell was Yeezy thinking?
I don’t ask that because of Kim’s dating or sexual history. She was unmarried from around 20-30. Dating is what she was supposed to be doing since she wanted to be married again.

I’m wondering what Yeezie was thinking because of Kardashian’s married present. Dating a married woman? Bad enough. Getting her pregnant? Bad. Real bad. Joe Jackson.

Kanye’s always come off as the uncomfy-in-his-skin suburban kid who wanted to be down with the streets. The conflict is responsible for some of his best music. But from what we see of his personal life, he often seems like he’s trying to prove something, and he usually goes way too far — like publicly dissing his exes and “defending Beyonce’s honor” by running up on Taylor Swift. His most rebellious actions have come across like sucker moves. This one does too.

4. The double-standards for non-Black, famous women are appalling
Fantasia became pregnant by a married man, and she was eaten alive for it. I know Kim is not going to get Fantasia’s scourge-of-humanity treatment because she isn’t Black. Kim’s prettiness, non-Blackness, and her extraordinary fame are not only going to minimize the fall out, but this classic Maury behavior is going to boost her brand. Expect this KimYe baby news to make the cover of every tabloid for weeks to come. Oh, and a Kardashian maternity line coming soon.

5. 808s & Heartbreak II will be epic
Old folks got a saying, “how you finish is how you start.” I believe them (see Point 1). For the sake of the forthcoming KimYe child, I hope this relationship works out – either as a marriage or an amicable co-parenting situation — but I just don’t see it. I do look forward to the album though, even if the content will likely be better suited for a therapist than the public masses.

6. I wish their kid the best
I mean that sincerely. Some people reproduce and I think, “they’ll be fine!” as parents. Others? You really worry about that kid. Kanye’s a self-proclaimed “international asshole.” And well, Kim? Well, she’s Kim and motivated by fame. Let’s hope the responsibility of parenthood changes these two for the better. And if not? Thankfully, the KimYe spawn one will have the best nannies, and if necessary, therapy, that money can buy.

Oh, and Aunt Khloe, who is by far the sanest Kardashian.

Demetria L. Lucas is the author of A Belle in Brooklyn: The Go-to Girl for Advice on Living Your Best Single Life (Atria) in stores now. Follow her on Twitter @abelleinbk

148 Comments

  1. Chillyroad

    That baby is going to have to wear Kanye’s clothes. SMDH…..

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  2. Mademoiselle

    @alwayswrite22 Yes, that is mean. He deserves to be happy despite the quality of his music. I have a really hard time hearing/reading people basically hope that he’ll be a terrible father when we already have more than enough of them being idolized. I hope this kid brings out the best in him (and her) and that his best translates to a very healthy atmosphere for the kid(s).

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  3. Penny

    Let me preface my comment by saying that I am not a huge Kim Kardashian/Kanye fan and I am also married with a child (by my husband…LOL). Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let me also say congratulations to them. I have not seen every episode of her show, but I am familiar enough with her situation to know that Kim longs to have a baby. I can relate to that feeling, so I am happy that this is happening for her. I am hopeful that this will have a positive affect on Kim. I am happy and hopeful for Kanye. I hope this makes him grow up. If it’s a girl, i hope it has a positive affect on his music and his treatment of women.

    As far as a married woman getting pregnant by a man who is not her husband, hey…this sort of thing happens ALL of the time. it is not a situation to strive to emulate, but it is a situation that occurs. It happens a lot more with “regular people” than with celebrities. Wish I had a dollar for how many people I know of who found out later in life that their father is really the man across the street or the man next door (that mom fooled around with while daddy was away at sea or away for work…or just AWAY)…Or their father had them by some young chick on the side and he and the wife decided to take the kid in a pass it off as their own. LOL. SMH…Kim is not the first celebrity to have this sort of thing happen. She just gets a lot of publicity (wanted and unwanted) for everything she does. Honestly, it really doesn’t matter how raggedy the relationships are; it doesn’t change the fact that a baby is on the way. We can sit back and call them immoral, whores, whatever, but what is it all worth anyway? Folks are going to do what they want to do. LOL.

    And now, on to my superficial thoughts: I think this is going to be a fun pregnancy to watch. I look forward to seeing the effect Kim’s pregnancy will have on the maternity clothes industry. I am sure we will see some really cool maternity gear come out. Maybe someone will design a stiletto that adjusts to a pregnant woman’s swelling feet. Diaper bags will start looking way better. One thing is for certain: this pregnancy will make them a LOT of money. The morality discussions about that will make the “married woman pregnant by someone else” issue seem pale in comparison.

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  4. Chillyroad

    How do you explain the white interwebs talking about her?

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  5. just_kiesh

    Kanye seems like a weirdo to me, as does she. Match made in heaven as far as I’m concerned. What “good” woman with self-esteem who isn’t star struck or gold digging would want him?

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    • maxineshawattyatlaw

      Exactly. He just seems so weird to me. Read weird as gross. Eeww. And those jaws of his, good God.

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