Coco Brown: The First Porn Star In Space?

by Yesha Callahan

Coco BrownI’ve been to space camp. I’ve seen porn. But I’ve never thought I’d see the day when a porn star is launched into space.

Coco Brown, from Black Panty Chronicles 2 and Big Booty Bomb 2, is currently in the Netherlands training for space exploration. Brown said the opportunity is being provided by SpaceXC, a private company in the Netherlands that is planning on making private space travel viable.

Brown has already completed her anti-gravity training and is looking forward to travelling to galaxies unknown. She said:

“I’ve always had a love of space. I’m an adventurous person and I thrive off of excitement. I’m ready to do something that many would never attempt, and I’m going to tackle it successfully and have another fantastic story to tell.”

Although Brown will be in space, don’t expect her to do her day job there. There isn’t any spot stained sofas or men with dirty feet in space, so there won’t be any sex going on. Plus, being in a zero gravity environment would make it difficult.

“Trying to have sex in space is a little difficult. You just really don’t have that much control. There would be nothing keeping you together.

Although Brown will be the first porn star in space, she’s not the first  civilian. Sir Richard Branson is paying for Ashton Kutcher to take a flight via Virgin Galactic’s SpaceShipTwo and 22 random men who will be shuttled into space courtesy of Axe Body Spray next year.

If you have an extra $200,000 laying around somewhere, maybe you’d like to blast off and get your Uhura on.

  • Mama Mia

    Hopefully they keep her trifling a** up there.

  • http://tontonmichel.tumblr.com/ Tonton Michel

    Does this get documented for black history month? I’m sure she will be a wonderful role model.

  • Mr. Man

    Eyes….They truely are the window to the soul.

  • Green Giant

    And hers is a trashy one…

  • Kay

    Am I the only one who doesn’t know who this woman is? I’ve never heard of this woman. But then again, I’m not all up on who stars in porn these days. Anyway, I’ve seen enough disaster/horror movies to never want to get with this. I’m cool. I’ll stay my butt on Earth y’all.

  • http://tontonmichel.tumblr.com/ Tonton Michel

    WTF?

  • The Comment

    Well if you gonna’ talk about Coco…can u please interview the very stunning Rhianna Rimes….she is awesome! Maybe one of the 1st black porn stars to rise to the top!

  • http://gravatar.com/chanela17 chanela17

    please stop calling them “pornstars”. those are prostitutes…..

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