A month ago, I was in a dream world.

It was the first morning of an all-expense-paid vacation. I spent it floating in the Hyatt Regency pool, alongside the man I love, under the shade of palm trees and a cloudless California sky. The most pressing matter on my mind was selecting the perfect lineup before we hit the Empire Polo Club grounds for Coachella Day One.

Then the tips of my hair dipped into the pool.

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Thank God I recovered in that pool quickly and got my hair Instagram ready. Cheese!

From my reaction, you would have thought that chlorine is a deadly poison. I couldn’t get out of the water fast enough, straining to keep the rest of my head from getting wet, I frantically grabbed my wet ends and started re-twisting them. My boyfriend could only shake his head as he followed me out of the pool. Those 30 minutes totaled the entire time I spent “enjoying” the pool area during all three days of our vacation.

Taking care of my natural hair has made me so obsessed I often struggle with balancing my hair regimen with life’s demands like sleep, spending time with my loved ones, personal time, and work. And lately, I’ve been questioning my motivations for the extreme TLC I devote to my hair: Is all of this extra work simply a requirement for healthy hair? Or do I have a curl inferiority complex that makes me overcompensate when styling my tresses?

Seven years ago I didn’t know what to make of the unwieldy strands on my head. I would simply douse my clean, wet hair with leave-in conditioner and braid it every night to stretch it out. The next morning my hair would be a small, undefined ‘fro that felt like the driest and brittlest of tumbleweed.

I was so self-conscious the first time that I wore this style on a night out that I was convinced no guy would want to talk to me. Men kept hitting on my friends as I pretended to enjoy dancing on my own. As the night wound down, a guy approached me: “Don’t worry. I think you’re beautiful.” His eyes and tone did not agree with his words.

I felt ugly.

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My hair was twice this size a few hours before I took this picture. Sigh.

Soon I began to stretch and smooth out my kinks with a blow-dryer before I braided my hair, which added an extra 30 to 45 minutes to the styling process. This new halo of hair was my crowning glory and made me feel beautiful, similar to the way some women feel more feminine with long, flowing hair. I finally got a steady flow of compliments.

But months of frying my strands proved to be too tiresome, as well as fruitless. The slightest change in humidity levels immediately obliterated any trace of my efforts.

One day I decided to wear my first wash-and-go ‘fro — a style that consists of fresh-out-of-the-shower hair and leave-in conditioner — on a date night with my boyfriend at the time. I thought my coarse curls looked pretty cute (and it was a relief to be so low maintenance) but the boy (who is now, fortunately, my ex) looked me in my eye mid-make out session to ask, “Why don’t you do your hair?”

Since then, I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I have worn a wash-and-go in the seven years I’ve been natural.

It took me a year-and-a-half to formulate a regimen that created a style that I loved, or should I say a style that I felt comfortable wearing because other people finally loved it?

The twist-out is to Janday what the textured pompadour is to Janelle Monae. I achieve my signature look by adding a curl defining cream to my hair after every wash (which always follows the deep conditioning pre-wash treatment) and two-strand twisting it section by section. It takes me about 2 to 3 hours.

The deluge of compliments began, the first time I ever wore my twist-out in public, with an emphatic “I LIKE THAT!” from an older man in line at Marshall’s.

“You finally learned how to do your hair!” my cousin yelled when she saw me.

Even random people have stopped me to offer commentary like, “Sistah, I just want to tell you that your hair is beautiful!” or ask “How did you do that?”

The near constant positive feedback drowns out the negative opinions like the black female executive who once told members of my career prep program that natural hair is “unacceptable in the workplace”.

Maybe my fixation on my hair comes from a desire to prove naysayers like her wrong. I am so focused on putting my best ‘fro forward that I have missed out on happy hours and dinners because my twists have not dried in time. My time-inefficient hair regimen cuts into prime cuddling time with my long distance boyfriend, and causes me to stagger, bleary-eyed, into work some mornings.

And I keep reaching new extremes. When my boyfriend and I got back to our hotel the night of Coachella Day, my body shut down the moment I saw the bed. I woke up a few hours later, stumbled into the bathroom and was aghast at the mess of matted hair I saw in the mirror. Even at 5.a.m., my vanity gave me the strength to stand in that bathroom and twist my hair for an hour before going back to bed.

As a self-described overthinker, I cannot help but wonder why most people praised my hair only after I started wearing a style with elongated and defined curls; a style that mimics hair with looser curl patterns.

In a society where “ethnic” looks come second to the Eurocentric ideal, my very tight curls don’t measure up to the beauty standard for some people. I sometimes fear that I’m trying to tame my hair by using products that promise to “manage,” stretch, and transform my “dull, shrunken coils” (these words are lifted right off of the packaging). I wonder if I am forcing my strands to conform to a more socially acceptable curl pattern -– call it the politics of respectability for natural hair.

If more people celebrated my high-shrinkage, coily-coils would I be wearing a wash-and-go style right now?

As frustrated as I get at times, I’ve accepted that an inordinate amount of time will always be spent on my hair because it is delicate. And I have committed to sacrificing some of my time so I can have a healthy mane, the way parents sacrifice the freedom of their adult lives when they have children. Yep, I just compared styling my hair to rearing children.

image The Bantu knots are on the left-hand side. I untwist them, and voila! Look at how my curls POP in the picture on the right.

Since I love complicating things, I just added the Bantu knot twist-out to my regular styling regimen. There goes another hour of my time each week.

Is anyone’s hair wash n’ go? Or do most of us sacrifice some serious time to our hair?

 

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126 Comments

  1. Have been natural for a year now and my hair is *hard*. U can’t run a comb past it. Detangling is a nightmare. Most the times I feel like giving up and just relaxing it. How do I make it manageable? It is so dry and coarsely packed. I’m at a breaking point and feel like giving up. Was told that a perm makes it softer but isn’t it a chemical and can ruin the natural hair journey?

    • Kim,

      If you’re hair is *hard*, you’ve gone wrong somehow. If by hard you mean hard to the touch, I suggest deep conditioning weekly; if you’re not protein sensitive, alternate that with a regular deep conditioner.
      Detangling: You’ll need to be patient when detangling. Do it in sections and you can use either oil, diluted apple cider vinegar, or conditioner to lightly FINGER DETANGLE your hair. Never detangle or comb dry hair! The only time you need a comb is when combing conditioner through your hair, while the water is running. Sounds to me like you need the proper techniques to comb and handle your hair. If you find yourself getting frustrated, take a break because if you’re ripping out your hair out of frustration, you may as well forget about being natural and relax your hair. And a relaxer/perm won’t make your hair softer, but it will make it straight! If all else fails and you want to have natural hair, find a knowledgeable natural hair professional in your area and have your hair done by her.

  2. Pinkecube

    I do the Maximum Hydration Method for my 4c hair and i love it. It’s meant specifically with 4c hair at the 4 front. Cultivating those natural coils to max hydrate them.

    http://forum.blackhairmedia.com/the-max-hydration-methodfrom-my-other-post_topic368937_page1.html

    I posted b4 and afters or my wash and go. This method has:

    Root to tip definition ON PRODUCT FREE HAIR

    Root to tip definition in wash and gos

    Moveable shakable hair, even when dry

    Hair feels softer even when dry without product

    Length retention, easily

    no breakage

    Set styles last longer and come out more defined and easy to separate

    Soft, pliable hair

    Detangling is easier and faster

    single strand knots & split ends rarely occur

    all Styling is much faster

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