Mom tries to hire woman to take son's virginity

An over-bearing Philadelphia mom wrote one of the most embarrassing and creepy ads in Craigslist history.

Labeling her ad “Sugar Baby for my Son,” the mom hoped to hire an “experienced” young woman to seduce her son and teach him some moves. The mother’s goal? To help her nerdy, but athletic, Harvard-bound son be more confident around women.

She explains: “My son is a senior in High School and I want to help him. He’s 18 and will go away to Harvard in the fall. He’s extremely smart but socially awkward, has never had a girlfriend and I’m sure he’s a virgin.”

Mom continues her weird request, “I’ll buy 4 tickets to some great concert coming up and give two to my son and to you…He’ll go to the show with one of his buddies (no way he’ll take a girl, he’s too shy to ask them and) and you and your friend will be in the seats next to him. Now you spring into action. You start talking to him during the concert and eventually pick him up. Ask him to take you somewhere after and ditch your friends. Then you seduce him and take his virginity. Keep dating him (and showing him different sex positions) til he goes to college and then let him go gently so he’ll have the confidence to date other girls once he’s there.”

The mom promises to make the lucky young woman’s “financial issues disappear” if she accepts this bizarre request.

Thankfully, the post has been flagged and taken down by Craigslist, but something tells me this woman will keep trying to hook her unsuspecting son up. I just hope he escapes to college before she succeeds.

*h/t to Gawker.

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  • Leo the Yardie Chick

    Ugh! I need one of those Dawn baths they give oil-slicked animals. FAIL, Mama! FAIL! >_<

  • ziggy

    Has it ever occurred to anyone that?…
    a. It’s not his mother, it’s him
    b. It’s some creepy old guy
    c. People do lie on craigslist

  • Anthony

    Her son is going to college. He will be far from the only inexperienced man or woman in the freshmen class. If it is meant to be he will get some action. I was slow and nerdy, but I eventually got my freak on.

  • Hailey

    What in the world is wrong with being an 18 year old virgin?

    • Lisss

      Nothing wrong with being a virgin at any age.

  • RenJennM

    I don’t think this is a real mom. I don’t even think this is a woman. People will come up with anything to lure a young, unsuspecting woman into a trap. Especially on Craig’s List. Don’t be fooled.