If you needed any evidence that Miley Cyrus thinks we’re all voluptuous, booty-shaking vixens, look no further.
In an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, she expounds on how her body is not like ours. She says: “People are like, ‘Miley thinks she’s a black girl, but she’s got the flattest ass ever. I’m like, ‘I’m 108 pounds! I know!’ Now people expect me to come out and twerk with my tongue out all the time. I’ll probably never do that s–t again.”
If Miley is ever confused about her race, all she has to do is look at her flat butt and skinny frame and she’ll remember her skin color. Please help me try to find the logic in that.
Miley continues by claiming that the criticism of her performance reeks of gender discrimination:
“No one is talking about the man behind the ass. It was a lot of ‘Miley twerks on Robin Thicke,’ but never, ‘Robin Thicke grinds up on Miley.’ They’re only talking about the one that bent over. So obviously there’s a double standard.”
She also talked about how hypocritical America is:
“America is just so weird in what they think is right and wrong. Like, I was watching Breaking Bad the other day, and they were cooking meth. I could literally cook meth because of that show. It’s a how-to. And then they bleeped out the word ‘f–k.’ And I’m like, really? They killed a guy, and disintegrated his body in acid, but you’re not allowed to say ‘f–k’? It’s like when they bleeped ‘molly’ at the VMAs. Look what I’m doing up here right now, and you’re going to bleep out ‘molly’? Whatever. [...] Brooke Shields was in a movie where she was a prostitute at age 12!”
Well, the good news is Miley won’t twerk again. If only she’d stop doing interviews…