Tired OFWhile we here at Clutch do not pretend to be the representatives of all Black women (no one anywhere could wisely even aspire to such a thing), we would like to say that we’re able to speak to some of the common concerns, frustrations and feelings of sisters on some level.  That said, we’re pretty confident in stating that a good number of Black women out there are tired—tired—of the things that appear on the list below. Thus, this is our petition to the world, to our male counterparts, our friends of other races and to each other to please, please kill them all with fire. Amen and ashe.

1) “Black Men Don’t Want You Because…” Rants:  Look, homeboy. We don’t care who hurt you or how. If you have for some reason arrived at a place in your life where you don’t want to deal with Black women…OKAY BYE. Good luck with your future endeavors. But what we don’t need is for you to sit up and “explain” not one thing about how much you think we suck because honestly? We probably don’t think too highly of you either.

2) DiBlasio Hair Talk: New York City Mayor-Elect Bill DiBlasio and wife Chirlane McCray have two mixed race children with natural hair. As people often do.  We’re moving on from that forever, k?

3) White Woman Tears: Hey, White homey, hey. You cry too much and we don ‘t cry enough. You need to address the former, post-haste. And that means figuratively and literally.

4) Scandal Analysis: Either like it or don’t, but can we please stop thinking about it so critically? Can it just be a show that some of us watch and others don’t?

5) The Black Marriage ‘Crisis’: No more, just no more.

6) Strong Black Woman Expectations and Strong Black Woman Shade: We can’t do it all, we won’t do it all and we shouldn’t have to do it all…but when we do find ourselves in situations that require us to exhibit superhuman strength, we needn’t be mocked or derided for it. Black girls are kind of awesome, k? Don’t be surprised when we pull a rabbit out a hat or make a dollar out of 15 cents.

7) Thirst Trap Modeling : Sharing cute pics of yourself is harmless enough, but do you really need to tilt to the side to give the illusion of a smaller waist, unbutton your blouse to your bra and pout seductively with the caption “Work flow”? Where do you work, Magic City? If not, you may need to consider monetizing the service you’re providing. Just saying.

8) Natural vs. Weave Discussions: Black hair is inherently political, but we can talk about it without acting as if we’re the Afro Crips and the Lacefront Bloods.

9) Miley Cyrus:  Can we make a pact to just ignore her all together? It isn’t that the problematic messaging in some of her performances and her cultural appropriation aren’t legitimately offensive…but she’s like a roach we can’t stomp out, so let’s just try and look the other way.

10) ‘Hives,’ ‘Martians’ and Other Super Stans: Beyoncé is a queen among women, but if defending her is so much a part of your day that you find yourself adding it to your resume, please find you some business. Please. Do it for us.

 

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  • sassychloe

    “We can’t do it all, we won’t do it all and we shouldn’t have to do it all…but when we do find ourselves in situations that require us to exhibit superhuman strength, we needn’t be mocked or derided for it. Black girls are kind of awesome, k? Don’t be surprised when we pull a rabbit out a hat or make a dollar out of 15 cents.”

    THIS!!!

  • handsomerandyblackladbrad1953

    sassy chloe,you-at least the first word in your name-PERFECTLY describes why us handsome black lads desire buxom,leggy white babes-AND VICE VERSA!!!!!!!

    • Melissa

      To educate you brother read THE KING ALFRED PLAN and why don’t you also read WILLIE LYNCH. Our disunited race need to wake up! Your buxom,leggy white babe will be with her handsome white man when you’re hanging from a tall handsome tree and being burned alive! Our country is headed towards MARTIAL LAW and a FASCIST society. So it may be in the not so far away future. Happy Swinging!

  • Chike

    Making up excuses for not liking a Black woman, is like a racist making up excuses for hating-let’s say-Black person as the case usually is. I think you will find as much fault in a-let’s say a-White woman if you really want to, just as you can find fault with any race on earth if you want to because nobody is perfect-but we are just too myopic at times.

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  • James Jameson

    Lame post! Obvious white people who wrote this for ignorant black women to co-sign.