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Some women will say size doesn’t matter.

Some men will brag about their size, until the moment of truth, and he sees the look on her face is more like, “Is that it?” instead of  “Well, damn”.

But the men in North Dakota now have something to brag about.

Condom seller Condomania ranked the states with the largest average penis size. No, it wasn’t a scientific study, but one based on the metric of who bought what type of sizes and where. Never-mind the fact that most men think they’re a Magnum in their own minds.

This is how Condomania arrived at their rankings: Condomania.com has a huge selection of both smaller size condoms, like Lifestyles Snugger Fit condoms and the Iron Gripper Snugger Fit condoms, and larger sized condoms such as the popular Trojan Magnum condoms and the Lifestyles Skyn Large condoms. All condom sales data was compiled by state. Then, the percentage of customers purchasing small or large size condoms was compared to the total of customers who purchased regular sized condoms.

“We are happy that we can provide condoms for every size penis,” stated Nicole Donnelly from Condomania. “We have condoms of all sizes for every man in the world. We are happy that men are getting the right size to maximize their pleasure.”

Here’s the list, from biggest to smallest books a one way flight to North Dakota:

North Dakota 

Rhode Island
South Dakota
District of Columbia
Massachusetts
Ohio
Arizona
Alabama
New York
South Carolina
Colorado
Maryland
Wisconsin
New Jersey
California
Florida
Connecticut
Virginia
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Washington
Tennessee
Georgia
New Mexico
Iowa
Illinois
Louisiana
Vermont
Utah
Maine
Nebraska
Idaho
Kansas
Delaware
Michigan
Nevada
New Hampshire
Oklahoma
Montana
Minnesota
Kentucky
Texas
Indiana
West Virginia
Missouri
Alaska
North Carolina
Wyoming
Arkansas
Hawaii
Mississippi

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  • Hot Male Model on My Santa List

    North Dakota is trippin’. Y’all know all the loaded brothas are in Brownsville, Brooklyn. Crooklyn represent! I’ll take hot naked model with the fro for 10 Alex.

  • Wow my home state is #9

  • nikki

    Damn!!!!! I guess I should actually READ the article…..

  • Jake Carson

    I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone to see some of “Don’s Scenes” from his productions of his classic hits “Tales From Kutcharitaville”. You know that Rickles and Johnny Carson together produced those comedy hits about their friend “Mr. Kutchie Pelaez” and their wild and crazy exploits of Kutchie’s Key West and The World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective of (Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!) What a Hoot Those Classic Hits Surely Were. Don’t miss them, be sure to tune-in next month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny Movies. “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”, I Think That They May Still Be Available In A Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck.

    You Know, It’s No Wonder That Everyone Calls “Kutchie Pelaez”..The Most Interesting Man In The World! You Know That Kutchie Drinks Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called “Kutcharitas”. Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers. And Much Stronger To Boot!

    ….good 1-4-u…