jasmine toliver

A tragic adult by the name of Jasmine Toliver decided she would take matters into her own hands when it came to the issue of Blue Ivy’s hair.  So she did what any irrational thinking adult would do, she started a petition to get Beyonce to comb Blu Ivy’s hair. 

The petition states:

As a woman who understands the importance of hair care. It’s disturbing to watch a child suffering from the lack of hair moisture. The parents of Blue Ivy. Sean Carter A.K.A Jay-Z and Beyoncé has failed at numerous attempts of doing Blue Ivy Hair. This matter has escalated to the child developing matted dreads and lint balls. Please let’s get the word out to properly care for Blue Ivy hair.

Well now Toliver is doing a bit of backpedaling.  After receiving backlash about her petition she’s all “Sike, I was just joking”.

“I’m just so over with society!” she exclaimed in a Facebook post. “Obviously the petition was a joke! It just goes to show you how dumb people really are to believe I would really deep down in my heart start a petition to comb her hair and be DEAD SERIOUS! Your suppose to laugh at stuff like that. Shake your head and keep strolling. A discussion with 4 friends and a joke when I said ‘I’m going to start a petition to get this baby hair combed’ turned global!!!

I guess petition sounds important like its judicial. Something that has to be notarized.. Like the courts or police officers has to be involved.! Like its a subpoena! Like if it does get a billion signatures a change will ACTUALLY HAPPEN!!!!! Lol yo it just goes to show people will fall for anything! Especially a petition as stupid as that! Really “COMB HER HAIR” lmao this was genius! I mean I knew I needed to be on somebody television one day because I come up with some crazy topics and jokes but DAMN.

My petition has put the damn world at a stand still. Yes the baby needs her hair done I’ll stick by that.! Tuh! But the petition is obviously a joke and thanks to everyone who had common sense to realize it. Doesn’t mean anything but a laugh among friends and family member when I pointed out that it was a mess. But again I’m done with society it’s so easy to get blood sucked into it and brainwashed. I’m going to CONTINUE TO BE ME! NOTHING WILL CHANGE. My thick skin got me through this hilarious experience! I was raised in a no nonsense household and tell it how it is. That’s exactly what I did.! Thank god for alllll of my friends and family members on FB on and off to agree with me and seen the humor in it. I made it baby!!! Google me b*tches! Lmao!”

So she said “Google me bitches”. And I did, now I regret it.  It’s hilarious how a woman with such tragic eyebrows has the audacity to tell anyone about their child.

Jasmine Toliver, honey, stay off the internet.

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  • Kiah G.

    Yes indeed that’s the road I decided to travel btw. Anyone who feels so justified in going there about a child deserves no semblance of mercy.

  • Cumberbatchfan

    She’s hidoeus on te inside as well as the outside. No wonder why she did this to Blue,she’s insecure about her own self. I would be too if I looked like a botched abortion. She’s an effing idiot. She’s going to have the ENTIRE WORLD drag her ass,even in public. It’s over for her and she’s too dumb to realize it.

    Nice four head miss thing!

  • I’m done. Lol. Not her eyebrows!

  • paige

    “It’s hilarious how a woman with such tragic eyebrows has the audacity to tell anyone about their child.” — As a woman who has to draw her brows in every morning I endorse this message! LOL