In today’s “I’m Trying To Stay Relevant News,” Kid Rock recently questioned Beyoncé’s talent in a new Rolling Stone interview. Rock, who apparently isn’t a fan of Beyoncé, not only questioned her music abilities, but felt the need to talk about her body.
“Beyoncé, to me, doesn’t have a f-cking ‘Purple Rain,’ but she’s the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ or ‘Old Time Rock & Roll’?”
Wait, I’m hoping he’s not comparing these songs to being as big as anything Prince has done. Fail, boy. You’re a fail.
Then there’s the diss on her body. Say want you want about Beyoncé’s music, whether you’re a fan or not, but her body slays. But it’s obvious Kid Rock likes a different type of woman.
“People are like, ‘Beyoncé’s hot. Got a nice f-cking a–.’ I’m like, ‘Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t-ts.’ Doesn’t really f-cking do much for me.”
But he wasn’t saying that years ago when he made this kid:
Yes, that is Kid Rock’s son. Who was made with a woman who is not a skinny white woman with big breasts
Your ex-girlfriend and son’s mother, Kelley South Russell, is black. You even wrote a song about her. “Black Chick, White Guy”.
Dude, have a seat.