Ever since Zola came through with her riveting tale of stripping, trapping, and one crazy trip to Florida, folks have been jonesing for another juicy Twitter story. Thankfully, filmmaker Xavier Burgin who tweets under the moniker @XLNB, delivered.

The whole story began with an innocent question:

While plenty of singles (ehem, myself included) hate this question, X’s homegirl’s reason for being single was a doozy.

How could you NOT wanna hear that story? So, get comfy…cuz it’s long…and hilarious.

Liked that one? You might want to also check out X’s ‘Tariq the Cheat’ story, too.

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  • Mali90

    i’m done, that was too funny, unfortunately i think everyone has a friend who is always getting into crazy situations

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    I’m speechless. I’m rarely speechless.

  • Aria Whitaker

    Tears…I am sitting here in my office and crying literal tears from trying to muffle this laughter. 😂Dear God I needed that this morning😥

  • Mahogany

    This seriously made my day. Thank you for this 😂😭