Lil Wayne’s upcoming memoir, Gone ‘Til November, is set to be released next month. Based on an excerpt from the book inspired by a series of diary entries Wayne wrote while locked up in prison, it seems the entire work won’t fail to entertain. In this little preview, The rapper talks about officiating a same-sex marriage while incarcerated, trying to navigate sex-less imprisonment and finding out that Drake slept with his girlfriend.
He describes how he playfully married off two other male inmates, and they decorated the hall with toilet tissue and toasted with 13 bottles of Gatorade. He wrote, “Gatorade is liquid gold in this bitch .?.?. Imagine seeing grown-ass men in jail hanging tissue for wedding decorations. AND one of them is Lil Wayne. Crazy.”
To pass time, Wayne watched “American Idol,” but when it came to “The Wendy Williams Show,” he said he’d rather return back to his cell. He admits he missed sex, but early in his stay two female officers were suspended for coming to see him. “Maybe there will be some female groupies in this bitch after all,” he wrote.
He requested one girlfriend visit without wearing panties so she could “do a ‘Basic Instinct.’?” But they got caught because “they have extensive-ass searches before you come in here, so they made her put on a pair of boxers because they knew she didn’t have on panties. Damn!”
Wayne got visits from P. Diddy and Kanye West, all of whom underwent the body searches, but he admitted a low point was when Drake admitted to sleeping with , “Finding out that she [bleeped] Drake was the absolute worst thing I could have found out. Drizzy came to see me, he was like, ‘Yeah, it’s true’. Damn! This is the type of [bleep] a man never wants to find out while he is locked up.”
About finding the inspiration for the book, the rapper added: “I always thought I needed things like being high with my n - - gas, a Bugatti, a dope-ass crib or some big-booty bitches to be creative. But once it was taken away from me, my creativity was put to the ultimate test.”
The memoir is set to be released on October 11th. We can only imagine how inspired it will be.