Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch was crazy enough to give these two a forum to bring their special brand of fashion commentary to the masses. A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, artist and designer with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a “spin doctor” and photographer with Southern roots, a vintage clothing addiction and an inherited shoe fetish.

Keshia Knight-Pulliam
Kristy: It’s Rudith Huxtable!
Filthy: I wonder if she’s sick of people calling her Rudy yet?
Kristy: She’ll always be Rudy. I don’t think Bud would approve of this ensemble. What’s with the pageant stance?

Tracee Ellis Ross
Kristy: It’s established that I LOVE her. This is a perfect example of why.
Filthy: Yeah, she always looks great but I guess it’s to be expected; her mom was a style icon.
Kristy: True. Simple and classic with accessories that provide a little punch. The ring, the Louboutins, the red lips… fierce.

Serena Williams
Kristy: Aw, she looks pretty here, girly even!! Some of that drag edge has been scraped off.
Filthy: Maaaaaan, I refuse to talk bad about Serena. She looks like she can fight eight large men at once.

Kerri Washington
Kristy: Something about this is bothering me. Maybe it’s the poofy sleeves.
Filthy: Yeah, the sleeves make her arms look super skinny … It looks almost like she has one of those fake hands.

Jasmine Sullivan
Kristy: Unless she’s headed to a Darin’s Dance Grooves 2 taping, this is all types of no and never.
Filthy: Yeah, what’s with the silly gym outfit?
Kristy: That’s what the young people are doing today… apparently.

Zoe Saldana
Filthy: Too much going on! She’s always so pretty though.
Kristy: Hm… this looks like two different dresses. Not sure how I feel about that much leopard at once.

Naomi Campbell
Kristy: Look at those legs, man. She’s got a deal with the devil.
Filthy: She IS the devil.
Kristy: Gorgeous dress and I love the pockets and the wrap belt.
Filthy: Man she’s bad as hell.
Kristy: She drinks the blood of virgins.

Taraji Henson
Kristy: Here’s a code cracking tip for wearing bright, patterned skirts – black boat or scoop neck top. Black shoes. Done. This lets the skirt stand out.
Filthy: I gotta say it … I love Penelope Cruz and I loved Vicky Christina Barcelona but Taraji got robbed at the Oscars!
Kristy: Yea… you right. And she looked so great that night, too.

Sarah Jessica Parker
Kristy: Okay, you gotta know when to say when. Feathers and gloves and bows and snake print and lace up boots. She’s channeling Carrie Bradshaw in a bad way.
Filthy: She looks like she killed an entire rain forest to put this outfit together.
Kristy: Pretty color though.

Ciara
Kristy: How do you like Ciara’s new look?
Filthy: She looks good but she just never looks like she’s found her own style. Folk need to get up on her workout plan though.
Kristy: For real. Dancing will give you that kind of body. Let’s dance babe.

Estelle
Filthy: Wow, she looks happy to be there.
Kristy: Look at her face. She knows she looks like an origami napkin gone wrong.
Filthy: She looks like she’s wearing very elaborate gift wrapping.

Monica
Kristy: She’s about to do magic with those gloves.
Filthy: The brotherhood will not allow me to speak unkind words about Monica.
Kristy: Ya’ll love yourselves some Monica. The outfit is cute, but the gloves and belt being the same color bothers me. It’s the whole 80′s thing.

Rashida Jones
Kristy: She is working that clavicle. GREAT accessory.
Filthy: Is it just me or has she gotten cuter and her style has gotten better as she’s gotten older?
Kristy: Isn’t that the way it should be though?
Filthy: Definitely.

Beyonce
Filthy: What in the hell is Beyonce doing with the Fruit of Islam?
Kristy: I really don’t like this dress at all. I’m rubbing my temples on this one like the guy over her left shoulder. It’s hurting my eyes.

Solange
Filthy: Is she rocking a couture Breath Right Strip?
Kristy: She looks like a character from the new Star Trek movie.

Grace Jones
Filthy: Is that Grace Jones or Bill Duke?
Kristy: Annnnnd we’re done.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary, usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua named Angel, to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Ciara
Kristy: Doesn’t she look like an impala?
Filthy: That’s not necessarily a bad thing.
Kristy: Okay, but that dress is doing three different things and all of them are working against each other. Thumbs down. 

Ciara
Filthy: She looks fantastic. The high waisted look is great on a gal with long legs like Ciara.
Kristy: Her body is sick nowadays. Everything looks great on her… except for that dress.

Christina Milian
Kristy: Pirate pants? Really?
Filthy: Is that the poison warning sign on her pants? Is there something dangerous going on under them pants? 

Nia Long
Kristy: I hate that. I hate it. I hate it.
Filthy: Damn. That bad, huh? Tell us why you’re mad…
Kristy: Because it looks like a brown nurse jacket. Gross.
Filthy: But her skin’s golden.

D. Woods
Filthy: So now she’s a back up dancer?
Kristy: No, she’s an extra from Fame. 

Gabrielle Union
 Kristy: I love that dress. Gabrielle stays fly.
Filthy: Yeah she looks great but there’s something about Ms. Union that I don’t trust.
Kristy: What do you mean?
Filthy: That smile is too perfect for her not to be absolutely out of her mind insane.

Ashanti:
Filthy: Every time I see a picture of her I just laugh… I can’t help it.
Kristy: She looks like the ghost of Christmas ugly.
Filthy: HA! And you’re not helping! 

Toccara
Kristy: What the hell is going on with the nude panty hose? She just looks ashy.
Filthy: Why is her dress like three sizes too small?
Kristy: She looka-like-a-man!
Filthy: Her cleavage looks like two Christmas hams.
Kristy: It looks like two baby heads!

Beyonce
Kristy: Oh no, not the ‘Yonce too… Nude. Panty. Hose.
Filthy: You really don’t like those, huh?
Kristy: Unless you’re a toddler, a nurse or an usher at a Baptist church you should NOT be wearing nude panty hose. Period.
Filthy: What’s going on with her hair?
Kristy: What’s going on with her skirt?! 

Teyana Taylor
Kristy: There’s a lot going on here… it’s fashion schizophrenia.
Filthy: Yeah, I dig the boots and the hat, but not the jacket, sweater or those overused leggings.
Kristy: The jacket looks like a Sgt. Pepper cast off.

Nicole Fiscella
Kristy: Hello gorgeous!! I want this entire outfit. The color combo is fresh as hell.
Filthy: Gloves and the bowtiiiiiiiiiie! I love it. I want to go shopping with her.
Kristy: The whole thing is so feminine without being dainty. BIG thumbs up, darling. 

Jada Pinkett-Smith
 Kristy: Um… why is she still wearing her Matrix costumes?
Filthy: The belt looks like it needs a password or a combination.

Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: Aw, she really looks pretty. Total goddess mode here, even down to the flats.
Filthy: Big thumbs up on the cleavage. Great presentation.
Kristy: Agreed. 

Ashanti
Filthy: Ashanti hits the slopes!
Kristy: Turtlenecks are not her friend. Turns her into Susie No-Neckerson.
Filthy: Clothing isn’t her friend.
Kristy: You’re an asshole.

Chrisette Michelle
Kristy: Why is she standing like that? Why not just use a belt if she’s trying to cinch her waist?
Filthy: Yea, she’d look cute if not for that awkward stance. 

Alicia Keys
Filthy: She looks like Princess Jasmine.
Kristy: Okay, but can we talk about the woman in the background with Noassatal disease? Youch.
Filthy: Wow. In the gold?
Kristy: Yea… she’s all back. That wasn’t nice. I’m sorry. Not really though.

Keri Hilson
Filthy: That jacket is stupid!
Kristy: SO fresh… I like the military influence and the ornate buttons. 

 Rihanna
Filthy: That’s another beautiful jacket.
Kristy: Heeey, I have one just like that! Love it with the short gloves and bracelets.

Beyonce
Kristy: It’s Vanna Black on Wheel of Misfortune!
Filthy: She looks like a wax figure at Madame Tussauds. 

Naomi Campbell
Filthy: She looks bat crazy in this photo.
Kristy: Yea she does. The Cruella Deville coat doesn’t help either. Love the clutch though.

Shar Jackson
Kristy: *looks at George*
Filthy: She looks like the assistant manager in training at Wet Seal.
Kristy: No disrespect to Wet Seal employees!
Filthy: You’d think with all that Britney money she’d be dressing better. 

Viola Davis
Kristy: Okay we’re ending on a high note here! She looks FAB. That color is amazing.
Filthy: Her hair is cute, too… I like that she doesn’t have a load of jewelry on.
Kristy: I love how it’s draped – like there’s a side cinch. Beautiful.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary, usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua named Angel, to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Rihanna
Filthy: I dig the look. I’m for anything that has her stepping away from the bad girl image.
Kristy: The dress and accessories are cute but I don’t know how I feel about the Foghorn Leghorn hair style.

Taraji P. Henson
Kristy: I don’t know why she’s wearing those.
Filthy: Are her feet bound in suede?? Is she doing some couture geisha thing?
Kristy: Her left foot looks janky. Is it broken? Is she trying to make the best out of a bad situation with a green suede ankle cast? That’s the only explanation for those atrocious shoes with that outfit. What the hell?

Toni Braxton
Filthy: She looks like she spent the entire night keeping her dress from sliding down.
Kristy: When make-up overpowers your look, you risk going a bit tranny. A tranny midget in a sack.

Shar Jackson
Kristy: Oh boy. She is really feeling herself in those clodhoppers.
Filthy: She does have this “I’m the shit” look on her face, huh?
Kristy: Well, the way her and Papazao hustled Britney, I guess she feels like she earned that smug smile she’s rocking. 

Ashanti
Filthy: She’s so thrilled to be competing in this year’s Little Miss Sunshine child beauty pageant!
Kristy: Why is she wearing Spanx as a skirt with a bustier?

Aisha Tyler
Filthy: I’m not mad at the dress but the accessories are really throwing me off. Is it just me or are her bag and shoes really distracting?
Kristy: Very distracting. More distracting are the fins on her shoes.

Beyonce
Filthy: Beyonce can still fit into her 5th grade dance rehearsal outfit!?
Kristy: That’s just not flattering at all .. But maybe that’s “Sasha Fierce” and not Beyonce .. Groan.

Melanie Brown
Filthy: What’s with the collar?! What’s with the collar?! Is that a saint halo??
Kristy: There’s way too much going on with that dress. There’s a hood-collar thing, there’s boobs, there’s a zipper, there’s boobs, there’s pockets and then there’s more boobs. That’s a lot … of boobs.
Filthy: Really? I hadn’t noticed the boobs.

Meagan Good
Kristy: She looks like the bad Sandra Dee from Grease after she became a Pink Lady.
Filthy: Are those tattooed eyebrows??

Michelle Williams
Filthy: Jiminy Cricket has the sloppiest bodyguard ever!
Kristy: His face reflects how I feel about that outfit.
Filthy: I want to see her wearing his suit.

Queen Latifah
Filthy: Why is she flexing??
Kristy: Those look like fat skinny jeans! The bottoms are so loose.
Filthy: It looks like she has someone behind her pretending to be her arms.

Zoe Kravitz
Filthy: Yeah, sometimes she looks a damn mess, but she’s so damn adorable.
Kristy: She really is. I want to pinch her cheeks and make her a grilled cheese sammich.

Garcelle Beauvais
Filthy: When H&M goes wrong.
Kristy: Can she run a steamer over her crotch? Please?

Elise Neal
Filthy: Latex! Trojans makes dresses??
Kristy: She looks like a popped party balloon.

Tichina Arnold
Filthy: That Martin money must have run out cause I never thought I’d see her getting her S&M on.
Kristy: I bet she’s all types of sweaty under all that leather.

Michelle Williams
Kristy: She looks like Storm from X-Men .. she’s gonna blow away ANY second now.
Filthy: Is this her best Rihanna impression?
Kristy: She looks like she was playing dress up in Rihanna’s closet.

Kelis
Filthy: Does she just not care anymore??
Kristy: She knows she looks a mess .. look at the look on her face. And white panty hoes are very rarely acceptable .. and this is not one of those occasions!

Alicia Keys
Filthy: That coat is so DOPE!
Kristy: Give me that coat, stat .. that’s a badass outfit, top to bottom.

Halle Berry
Filthy: She looks so stumpy ..
Kristy: She’s gorgeous but her waistline is so low with that belt and top that it makes her torso look too long and not in a good way.

Ashanti
Filthy: Damn. Ashanti’s a buzz cut away from looking like crazy Britney Spears.
Kristy: Is that an airbrushed sweatsuit?!
Filthy: Not sure, but matching sweatsuits are not a good look.
Kristy: Either way, tragic.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary, usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua named Angel, to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

?uestlove, Solange and Cassie
Kristy: Cassie STAYS forgetting her damn pants, man. But those shoes KINDA make up for it. That’s a good color for Solange, too – not feeling her shoes as much.
Filthy: Ugh, not this photo again… I had this sent to me enough last week when all the boys were drooling over it.
Kristy: You know ?uestlove designed those sneakers he’s wearing, right?

Thandie Newton
Kristy: This dress is origami gone wrong. Or a fancy table napkin.
Filthy: Is this her competitive ice skating ensemble?

Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: I’m loving this whole get-up The dress is beautiful and the color – which is THE fall color by the way – looks great on us brown gals. Big thumbs up.
Filthy: Yeah she looks beautiful, as usual.

Golden Brooks
Kristy: Is she wearing wax lips?
Filthy: And what’s going on with the back of this dress?
Kristy: I think she meant that dress to flatter her back, but with the belt it just makes her butt look flat and wide. Not a good combo.
Filthy: The top just looks unfinished, not flattering at all.
Kristy: We’ve been watching too much Project Runway.

Andre 3000 and John Legend
Kristy: First let me say, I love Andre with his country ass… dressed like a fly Bagger Vance. Second, why do their outfits match!? Are they starting a band?
Filthy: To all the readers that would like to donate to my wardrobe, please feel free to send me a couple of Benjamin Bixby pieces … That goes double for you Andre! Thanks!
Kristy: Ol’ beggin’ ass.

Vanessa and Angela Simmons
Kristy: HA! No seriously, what’s going on here?
Filthy: Wow, so many things are wrong .. Angela looks like a little girl playing dress up in the Olsen twins’ closet and Vanessa looks like she’s wearing a really bad Siouxsie Sioux Halloween costume.
Kristy: I don’t know how they pissed off their stylist, but dressing one like Elvira and the other in bulk fabric bin samples is just mean. You KNOW they think they’re fly right now, too.

Vanessa and Angela Simmons
Kristy: Vanessa looks like the princess from A Neverending Story here. Where’s Atreyu?
Filthy: Well at least it’s a step up from the playing dress up and goth queen outfits from the previous photo.
Kristy: Is it though?

Brandy Norwood
Kristy: Missy had the trash bag look on LOCK in the late 90s. Brandy… not so much.
Filthy: Yeah but it’s good to see that the shimmering skin, trademark smile and shocked eyebrows that we’ve all grown to love haven’t faded.

Lil’ Mama
Kristy: Are they bringing back Circus of the Stars? She looks like the ring master, the clowns and the trapeze act, all in one.
Filthy: She looks like a long lost Muppet.
Kristy: Named Hot Mess.

Melissa Ford
Filthy: Damn. Did she just wake up? Why does her face look so damn colorless?
Kristy: A shirt, duct tape and fishnets do not make an outfit.

Solange
Kristy: Where do we start?
Filthy: Why in the world would she want to look like some exotic bird? This is way too much.
Kristy: She looks like a goth Christmas bush. HATED IT!

Solange (2)
Kristy: In addition to being a singer, Solange is also a huge proponent of recycling. Note the dress she made of shredded magazines featuring her sister on the cover! YAY ECO FASHION!
Filthy: Who knew a paper shredder could be so chic!

André Leon Talley and Venus Williams
Kristy: He’s quietly judging her whole ensemble. Look at his face.
Filthy: I don’t know why, she actually looks cute… for her.
Kristy: And she’s thinking “Whatever dude, you’re carrying a purse and wearing rest home slides. Miss me with that attitude.”
Filthy: A patent leather purse at that.

Alexis Phifer
Filthy: Can we talk about the girl next to her? Homegirl’s cleavage and droopy face? What is seriously going on back there?
Kristy: I know, right! Alexis looks cute though… I wonder if Liberace knows she stole his bracelet?

Zoe Saldana
Kristy: Her dress looks like Silly Putty. I want to press it against a comics page to make it more interesting. BLAH.
Filthy: I didn’t know Zoe was Amish.

Ciara
Kristy: That’s interesting… this is her new, grown-up, sophisticated look, right?
Filthy: It’s her gala look? But again the golden shimmer makes it hard for me to hate, or in this case, be confused by the dress.
Kristy: It looks like a background set from The Wiz.

Rocsi
Filthy: Boring. Just like her.
Kristy: Ouch. I like the shoes?
Filthy: Yeah but take the shoes away and this is a regular cubicle outfit.

Melody Thornton
Kristy: Not much is sadder than a cute girl in a terrible outfit.
Filthy: She must be getting ready for her Charlie’s Angels audition.
Kristy: The pantsuit itself isn’t bad, but with the fedora and fringy saddle bag, she looks silly.

Tichina Arnold
Kristy: Why is she standing like that and why does her dress look like an Easter basket?
Filthy: She’s definitely in the middle of cursing someone out.
Kristy: Yup, her stylist.

Keri Hilson
Filthy: Keri Hilson is doing a trapeze act for Cirque De Soleil!?
Kristy: Nah, she was an extra in The 300, so she recycled the outfit… do chicks not realize shoes like that shorten their legs?

Estelle
Kristy: Something so chic about a woman in a white tuxedo. I wish her heels were a tad higher though. The pants don’t lay right.
Filthy: Yeah I dig this. Very Grace Jones/Annie Lennox.
Kristy: Viva androgyny!

Jill Marie Jones
Kristy: Cute retro outfit, though the shoes are boring and boatish. She’s smilin’ HELLA hard.
Filthy: Yeah that dress is perfect on her.

Serena Williams
Kristy: Dating Common is good for this gals wardrobe. She looks fly here and the dress is really flattering. He’s shown her “The Light!” Get it!?
Filthy: Is she really dating Common? I just heard a million hearts break.

Alek Wek
Kristy: As gorgeous as I feel this woman is, I can’t sign-off on this ensemble. Maybe separately, but as a unit? It looks like “No. Not today.”
Filthy: That bag is fresh though… even if it doesn’t go with what she’s wearing.
Kristy: Super models can do that, I guess.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Solange
Kristy: Now really. Did she have to use her leftover weave to make shoes?
Filthy: Why is she hunched over? She got on Fendi and she’s hunched over? Damn.

Kristy: This look is beautiful, top to bottom.
Filthy: Wow, not too shabby.

Elise Neal
Kristy: SHE looks great, but her dress looks Bedazzled.
Filthy: It looks HEAVY. What are those? Small brass dresser handles?

Nelly
Kristy: Why do men do this? Do your draws really up your swagger so much that you have to display the brand name? He looks a mess.
Filthy: Son, I’m getting a Clutch tattoo across my beer belly.

Michael Jackson
Kristy: Oh Mike, why are you wearing PJs in public?
Filthy: Those look like inpatient PJs.
Kristy: You know what though, baby? His hair is ALWAYS freshly done. He’s never without a fierce blowout.
Filthy: That is definitely a Dominican blowout. Definitely.

Kerry Washington
Kristy: CUTE. Very Jackie O… I’d love if her bag had a bit of color in it though.
Filthy: Ha! I love how she always has that “I’m pretty, I know” face.

Melissa Ford
Kristy: She had me from the shoes up to her waist with this classic skirt. Then it suddenly went flouncy and trashy.
Filthy: Maybe someone stole her shirt and this is all she had?
Kristy: No excuse, dude.

Christina Milian
Kristy: Matchy-matchy strikes again. She looks like a big ass lady bug.
Filthy: She looks like old Ford Mustang interior.

D. Woods (Danity Kane)
Kristy: Stop it with these stupid banana shoes. She’s ruined a perfectly mediocre outfit.
Filthy: She looks like she forgot about the event but somehow ended up getting suckered into showing up in whatever she had on.

Tyra Banks
Kristy: Oh, it’s KRIMPS, son! KRIMPS are back!
Filthy: Is she floating? Call me crazy but I swear she’s floating.

Tocarra
Kristy: What’s with these shiny “wet look” leggings? They look like they’ve been sprayed with Afrosheen.
Filthy: That mid section pinch looks painful!

Kristy: Too bad the splash of color she wore with this black number is the same color as the carpet.
Filthy: Is it bad that that’s hilarious to me??

Mya
Kristy: That looks like a dress that Blanche Devereaux wore in her heyday.
Filthy: Isn’t it a bit beach towely?

Rihanna
Kristy: Ri Ri actually looks cute here. Simple and casual. I need those pumps though.
Filthy: That Mickey Mouse t-shirt is dope.

Zoe Kravitz
Kristy: She’s adorable here, looking innocent and devilish at the same time. Both her parents are masters of that look, too.
Filthy: Looks like something her Mother might have worn.

Lil Mama
Kristy: Honestly, what’s happening here? Rhinestones are what’s hot in the streets?
Filthy: Oh! They’re on the hat too!

Serena Williams
Kristy: This outfit says “I am cute, but I will still kick your a$$!”
Filthy: Is she at a karate championship?

Lisa Raye
Kristy: Is that a tuxedo jacket? Don’t let no man ruin your fashion sense, girl!
Filthy: Oh damn .. It took me a second to recognize her.

Kelly Rowland
Filthy: I like this .. looks like she’s ready to square dance the night away.
Kristy: This is pilgrim sexy… it’s the new black.

Dania Ramirez
Filthy: Well I like the um .. hmm ..
Kristy: Booooooring.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Gabrielle Union
Kristy: This outfit is a perfect lesson in minimalism and simplicity. In this white mini-dress paired with a GORGEOUS pair of shoes and light accessories – hoops and glowing skin – Gabby is the quintessential beautiful brown gal in the summer. And the dress has pockets *sigh* – thank you designers, especially Versace’s 2008 Fall and Winter line, for collectively jumping on THAT bandwagon.
Filthy: Yeah I can’t even front like I have something bad to say. She looks gorgeous.

Dania Ramirez
Kristy: Papi, mira! She looks like a 15-year-old island girl hanging out in a resort hotel lobby scouting for a foreign sugar daddy.
Filthy: Is she wearing a Wet Seal tube top as a skirt??
Kristy: Could be. Could be not. Who’s to say?

Zoe Saldana
Kristy: Oh my. Get this girl some chocolate covered espresso beans or a nap – STAT. Or maybe she’s just withering beneath that thick, hot ass pink scarf around her neck. She’s making me hot just looking at her.
Filthy: Why does she have that “rent’s due and I ain’t got the money” look on her face??

Mashonda Tifrere
Kristy: Who? I have to Google this gal.
Filthy: Doesn’t she sing that song Blackout with Snoop?
Kristy: Oh. Too bad her grown woman jumper worked out about as well as that single did… whomp whoooomp.
Filthy: It looks like she made this jumper from Isaac Mizrahi Target bed sheets.

Kelly Rowland
Kristy: She looks like Vanna Black. Between the ultra-white veneers, weave, nose job and boob upgrade and now rocking these lounge singer outfits posing with a Lotus, I think Ms. Hovito might need to have a “come to Jesus” meeting with Ms. Rowland.
Filthy: She’s starting to act like that girl who couldn’t go to parties in high school cause her parents were super strict. So as soon as she left for college she started acting out .. going to kegs, getting tattoos, taking photos in leopard prints and hot pink shoes on top of some frat boys “hot car” .. come on Kelly, you’re cuter than that.

Vivica Fox
Filthy: Wow. Is that a silk or satin leotard over some white pants? Please tell me I’m wrong.
Kristy: I can’t, babe. Victoria’s Secret just had their semi-annual sale and I think it’s a nightie from the PINK collection. Oh Vivie…

Olivia
Kristy: The print on this dress looks like the doorway to a magical hot pink dimension. My Little Ponies and Care Bears live there. And… is that… is that an ANKLET?
Filthy: It’s a lava lamp dress!

Monica
Kristy: I wonder if that matchy-matchy purse/scarf thing came with a belt and shoes? Camouflage couture is NOT cute.
Filthy: I’m just mad that we can’t really tell if the outfit itself looks good cause of all the camo in the way.

Laurie Ann Gibson
Kristy: This looks like one of the outfit options that come with Hot Mess Barbie. Even the shoes. You get a free set of pink balloons with proof-of-purchase.
Filthy: She TERRIFIES me. She looks like she’s killed before.

Kerri Washington
Kristy: Interesting how she rigged up a pile of laundry to hang like a skirt.
Filthy: Sad .. from the waist up she looks like a Prime Minister, from the waist down she looks like static cling.

Eva Pigford
Kristy: Aww, she looks pretty in pink – like a big Hubba Bubba bubble. Remember Hubba Bubba?
Filthy: I loved Hubba Bubba. I kind of like this too .. the glowing skin won’t let me hate this. I love the summer months, Black and Brown women just get golden and shimmering.

Blu Cantrell
Kristy: First of all, dogs have 4 legs for a reason. Number B, let her hairline be a lesson to my weave-wearin’ sistren – give your hair a minute to rest or your hairline will put a restraining order out on your forehead. Letter 3, is there ever a good time for leopard leggings? NO.
Filthy: The green sandals, pink bag, leopard tights combo is hilarious. But not as funny as the fact that we’re talking about Blu Cantrell in 2008. Are jheri curls making a comeback too?

Melinda Lewis and Terri J. Vaughn
Kristy: Alright, this is some 9th grade nonsense here. Matching fabric, color and draping?
Filthy: Oh but why do they look like Whoopi Goldberg’s waitresses at that Star Trek bar?
Kristy: That said, they’re both pretty hot.

Teyana Taylor
Kristy: She is too cute, I love all that hair! The devil’s in the details here – the buttons and piping make these jeans awesome.
Filthy: Are those Vans slip ons she’s rocking? Kind of tomboy-ish, kind of girly .. very cute.

Kelis
Kristy: I actually like this outfit, especially with the accessories… okay all except that Auntie Pearl necklace and the Beatles haircut.
Filthy: She’s looking a bit Crypt Keeper in the face, no?

Kelis
Kristy: Now see… she was doing good and then this. If there is one thing I hate, it’s peep toe boots. They irk me to NO end.
Filthy: She has that whole ‘auntie who is too old but won’t let go of her youth’ thing going.

Sanaa Lathan
Filthy: Okay, I love Sanaa and I think she’s gorgeous, but why does her dress look like the graphics on the opening credits for Saved by the Bell?
Kristy: When I wake up in the morning, my alarm gives out a warning, and my dress looks like I made it last night!

Cassie
Kristy: She looks… disheveled. Like she ran to the red carpet in such a rush that she forgot to put her pants back on or fix her bed head.
Filthy: She looks like she’s going to spend the entire night tugging at the bottom of her dress.

Janelle Monáe
Filthy: This is how I’d dress if I was a lady. Classic.
Kristy: This outfit is strangely reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn, which I like. But her bag is reminiscent of Boxcar Willie’s lunchbox… which I kinda like too.
Filthy: Yep! Very Hepburn.

Megan Good
Filthy: I’m about ready to burst at the overuse of leggings. And while she wears it well I’m not a fan of the Solid Gold Dancer top. Can we start scaling back on the era revival outfits?
Kristy: Remember the Asian lady with the long hair from Soul Train? This outfit is from her closet.

Deelishis
Filthy: I’m so confused. What’s happening here?
Kristy: She realized she LOOKS as ridiculous as a grown woman being called Deelishis SOUNDS and decided to distract the photogs with a random ass bowling ball.

DJ Rashida
Kristy: I love this dress and she looks great in it! Jack from J*Davey recently wore some pieces from designer Maya Lake’s Boxing Kitten line at a show here in NYC and looked loverly.
Filthy: Rashida always looks great. She has a ridiculous sense of style.
Kristy: I love the mix of the bold prints with vintage silhouettes.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Keyshia Cole
Kristy: Ah, the “boyfriend shirt” – very casually sexy. I love the soft pinstripe one you have from J.Crew. I think I’m stealing it.
Filthy: I would fight you for that shirt — but i like how you look in a man’s shirt.

Jada Pinkett –Smith
Kristy: She looks like she’s doing her best not to pee her pants – legs crossed & pursed, anxious lips. She is dying right now. That huge belt buckle really pulls this otherwise “eh” look together.
Filthy: Her skin looks like she bathes it in sweet tea.

Yonce
Kristy: Is that a nightie?
Filthy: She’s got that awkward Solange thing going in this one, no?
Kristy: Maybe it’s like sympathy pains… this is a sympathy outfit.

Rihianna
Kristy: Go! Go! Go Natalie! Those shoes have an optical illusion built into them. The illusion is that they’re cute.
Filthy: The 300 footwear look like they hurt.

Golden Brooks
Kristy: Something about this just doesn’t work for me. Maybe it’s the pattern, it looks really frump-a-dump.
Filthy: Too much. She got that from the same place Tracee Ellis Ross got that harsh mess she’s wearing below.

Joy Bryant
Kristy: Looks like her prom date was trying to maximize his opportunity to accidentally copping a feel by placing the corsage strategically between both breasts. Genius.
Filthy: I’d taken an oath to never say anything bad about Joy Bryant — so even though I hate the flowers I won’t say anything bad about them.
Kristy: Boo I say.

Ashanti
Filthy: Why does she have that Gary Oldman Fifth Element haircut??
Kristy: It’s funny because it’s true.

Erykah Badu
Kristy: That 3-piece suit is pimpin!
Filthy: Switch the tie out and I’ll wear that loud ass mess.

Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: This belt is so sick – I need to find it. On another note, why does she have so much room at the tip of her shoes?
Filthy: Has she ever done anything trashy in the public eye? Cause she seems to be the holy grail amongst the fellas.
Kristy: Does “Something New” count?

Solange
Kristy: She looks like a wedding cake.
Filthy: Her shoes look like update version of the Tron cycles.

Tracee Ellis Ross
Kristy: Checkmate! Great shoes, though.
Filthy: This makes my eyes hurt. Those colors are harsh together.

Hov and Bey
Kristy: He looks like Tony Montana in the disco scene.
Filthy: They want to be royalty BAD.
Kristy: Jackie No?

Elise Neal
Kristy: I bet she’s pissed she bought that outfit and still missed the Pussy Cat Dolls try-outs.
Filthy: Elise Neal upsets me cause sometimes she looks stunning and other times she looks silly.

Foxy Brown
Kristy: She went to court and lost the shirt off her back! Get it?
Filthy: She looks like she wrestles.

Mel B.
Kristy: All hail the ultimate MILF. She is wearing the hell out of that dress.
Filthy: How long ago did she have the baby? Wow.

Jada Pinkett-Smith
Filthy: She made this in craft class. Yay.
Kristy: No, her kid made it in home ec. What a sweet mom.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary—usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel—to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York-born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Dania Ramirez
Filthy: Chiquita banana!
Bella: The dress looks like wrapping paper. Maybe that’s the whole idea.

Bella: I love that the “step & repeat” in the back says “Vavoom”—perfect for this cute little party dress.
Filthy: She’s winning with this number. Makes me proud to be half Dominican.

Zoe Kravitz
Filthy: Quilted bikini styled top? Really?
Bella: With high-waisted jeans and finger waves? Really? I blame the beer.

Jennifer Hudson
Filthy: I’m not allowed to say anything bad about JHud. Especially since it looks like she’s airport strolling. I don’t even know if i should mention the camel toe . . . oops.
Bella: True—you gotta give a pass when someone’s traveling. Comfort over fashion is acceptable here. But that camel toe can’t be comfy. Cute headphones though.

Tracee Ellis Ross
Bella: What the damn? I’m just going to stop commenting on her shoes and focus on knees up, because clearly, she’s intent on ruining great outfits these days with these silly shoes.
Filthy: Maybe she’s partially blind? The dress and belt combo are awesome tho.

Jill Marie Jones
Filthy: Does she have feathers for pubes??
Bella: Cute outfit—too bad about that wolverine’s slashing its way out of her panties.

Janet Jackson
Filthy: Janet’s vacant look scares me.
Bella: She looks like Queen Amidala’s Black cousin.

Diana Ross
Bella: Ah . . . OK. The bad shoe thing is genetic. Now I get it.
Filthy: Diana’s looking a bit sloshed. She loves happy hour.

Kelly Rowland
Filthy: This photo looks so damn photoshopped.
Bella: Did. . . did she have more work done? She better not. LOVE that purple on her.

Rihanna
Filthy: Lawd almighty, this “bad girl” thing has gotten old already. And the outfits just seem to get worse and worse. We get it Rihanna, you’re “tough.”
Bella: I really don’t know what to say here. Are those spats on her shoes? Lawd almighty indeed.

Alicia Keys
Filthy: On the flip of the Rihanna thing, is it just me or is Alicia just getting sexier?
Bella: Absolutely. Great sweater, great hair, great shoes. GO ‘head Alicia with your sexy self.

Leona Lewis
Bella: The top and bottom of the dress seem to clash. It started cute and then exploded into a wedding cake.
Filthy: It looks like she took a lil needle and thread to Bjork’s infamous swan dress.

Eve
Bella: That dress looks like limeade. But I like it. The length is really hot.
Filthy: I just really wish those paw prints would vanish already. Her look has gotten glammed up and those tattoos just scream “I was too drunk to remember spring break!”
Bella: Or maybe her stripper name was Jaguar?

Beyonce Knowles
Filthy: Damn the Beyonce hate—this young lady is getting it right.
Bella: If that hat would fit over my ‘fro, I’d rock the whole getup. She looks really good here.

Monique
Filthy: Monique shops at American Apparel??
Bella: Why is she standing like a linebacker??
Filthy: Cause she’s built like one?

Serena Williams
Filthy: Last month she was the cougar Jackee mom and this month she’s either a soccer mom who is a personal trainer on the side or she’s training for her wrestling debut. I wonder what her wrestler name is gonna be?
Bella: Yeasty McGee. Her crotch is suffocating. At least she has eyebrows this time.
Filthy: We better stop talking about Serena. She could probably kill us with one hand.

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary – usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel – to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Estelle
Kristy: Long legs are essential to a dress this short–good for Estelle and her genes. That said, that better be a lighting trick and not ash I see on her knees. I’ll be REALLY upset if that’s ash.
Filthy: Her face just bothers me.

Zoe Kravitz
Filthy: She’s cute and all but what the hell is up with the torn leggings? She looks like she slept in garbage.
Kristy: This outfit screams “teen angst.” She loves the girly dress but wants to stick it to the establishment with her angry leggings and hobo shoes. She’ll walk the press line, but won’t enjoy it. Very “Legend of Billy Jean.”

Solange Knowles
Filthy: Is it just me or does she always look like she’s trying to prove that she’s okay with not being Beyonce?
Kristy: It’s not just you. I wonder if any of that busy-ness is House of Dereon?

Kelis
Filthy: Kelis waves goodbye to her mom at her first day of school.
Kristy: I hate hate, hate jean outfits. A denim top AND bottom? Really now Kelis, you know better than this.
Filthy: But where’s her lunchbox?

Rihanna
Filthy: Don’t get drunk before you get dressed.
Kristy: This is just boring.

Selita Ebanks
Filthy: She looks like she has on a shag rug skirt.
Kristy: There are about five bald skunks running around the forest PISSED OFF right now. I’m calling PETA.

Ciara
Filthy: Ciara’s getting her hipster look on. Daring!
Kristy: I’m not mad at the scarf… very cute accessory to add some punch to an otherwise blah outfit.

Keisha Cole
Filthy: I love it. The sweater is fantastic and she looks absolutely adorable.
Kristy: You love it because she has great sweater monkeys underneath it, which I can totally clap to! I want that sweater.
Filthy: Heh. Sweater monkeys.

Janelle Monae
Kristy: She’s playing the Sugar Plum Fairy in a reenactment of The Nutcracker with an all black cast… called We Crackin’ Nuts!
Filthy: Is this from Big Boi’s ballet?

Thandie Newton
Kristy: Clearly, she just got laid. And not in the good way.
Filthy: Cirque Du Soleil!

Elise Neal
Kristy: That’s beautiful, top to bottom. I love the way that dress looks against her skin. She’s got the brown girl glow!
Filthy: Yeah she looks lovely.

Beyonce
Filthy: Is Beyonce wearing her Rihanna Halloween costume?
Kristy: Maybe her and Hov just finished doing a little dom/sub role play? Right now, he’s handcuffed to the bed with a ball gag in his mouth.
Filthy: Maybe she’s trying to quench Hov’s Rihanna thirst.

Toccara Jones
Filthy: Toccara gets this months J.Hud award.
Kristy: Wow. What you said… that’s a pretty color though.

Kimora Lee Simmons
Filthy: Why does she always have an “I Smell Something Bad” look on her face?
Kristy: Because she’s smelling that perfume she’s shilling.

Tracee Ellis Ross
Kristy: Dammit Tracee. She’s officially the poster child for how to ruin a perfectly lovely outfit with STUPID “statement” shoes.
Filthy: That skirt is fresh as hell.

Serena Williams
Filthy: Is it just me or does she look like the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard Of Oz?
Kristy: No, you’re right. It’s the lack of eyebrows. And she looks like the mom whose kids get pissed when she comes to pick them up at school, talking about “Heeeeeeey kids!” Is that a Ring Pop on her finger?
Filthy: You mean the mom that shuffle walks like Jackee?

Welcome to “Baby… What Do You Think?” where fashion faux pas are taken to task and sartorial excellence is championed! Clutch is crazy (like a fox!) for giving these two a forum to take their fashion commentary – usually delivered at home in front of the tv to each other and their Chihuahua, Angel – to the masses, saying exactly what you’re thinking, but are too couth and refined to say out loud! A Brooklyn-based couple, Filthy is a New York born, loud mouth, aspiring music impresario with a penchant for Funkadelic, Barker Blacks and fancy ties and Kristy is a professional spindoctor with Southern roots, a vintage clothing junkie and an inherited shoe fetish.

Alicia Keys
Kristy: This outfit looks stylish and I like the fitted leather jacket, but her pants ate her shoes. That can’t be good.
Filthy: She looks like she’s about to go fly a plane.

Ashanti
Kristy: I want to grab the belt and switch it around so that the front is just a black band, I think the eyelet on the bust and the buckle compete. It’s a great effort though. I love a dress with pockets.
Filthy: I don’t like it. It always seems like she’s playing dress up.

Christina Milian
Kristy: Latex hoods should only be on penises. Sorry Christina.
Filthy: Christina Milian is performing at Magic City??

Eva Pigford
Kristy: Coco Chanel said before leaving the house, a lady should stop, look in the mirror and remove one piece of jewelry. I say the same goes for accessories.
Filthy: Exactly. She doesn’t look like she’s dressed for a night out, she looks like she’s modeling accessories.

Eve & Christian Siriano
Kristy: I love Christain Siriano and Eve’s outfit proves something my girl Shana taught me: a belt can make an outfit.
Filthy: Yeah, Eve definitely looks great in the outfit but why does it look like she’s posing with a wax figure of Christian.

Kimora Lee Simmons
Kristy: FABULOSITY! Like purple pie man’s older sister tranny fierce.
Filthy: She looks like she’s wearing some of that foil gift wrapping.

Mariah Carey
Kristy: I don’t understand why she continues dressing like a teenage hillbilly.
Filthy: Maybe she’s a teenage hillbilly at heart?

Erykah Badu
Kristy: I just love her crazy ass. That scarf is great, though I hope she’s performing outdoors with that coat on.
Filthy: But why is she performing in a sleeping bag?

Raven Simone
Kristy: That’s so NOT raven.
Filthy: She has the hardest working bra in Hollywood.

Rihanna
Kristy: What’s up with the latex leggings! What’s going on here?
Filthy: I think the whole bad girl act is starting to grow a bit tired.
Kristy: But the pant suit is cute. I like that she’s doing something different and going retro. the pockets are killing me… I love it.
Filthy: I hope we get to see her in more looks like this.

Sanaa Lathan
Kristy: She is working that Coke bottle. The dress fits her like a glove and wearing her hair down sexes it up even more. Go on Sanaa!
Filthy: Damn. No J. Hud photo in this month’s edition, but Ms. Lathan sure does make up for it.

Sherry Shepherd
Kristy: Did she wear this for St. Patricks Day?
Filthy: Why does the lower half of that dress look like a ham wrapped in green Saran Wrap?

Tatyana Ali
Kristy: Doesn’t she look like some crazy old lady in this outfit? I’m more interested in what the girls in the background are doing.
Filthy: Is that Rashida Jones behind her?

Tracee Ellis Ross & Rhonda Ross Kendrick
Kristy: Tracee… You’re killing them with those open-toed boots. The rest of the outfit is fantastic though. That huge scarf is killing Rhonda’s outfit.
Filthy: What you said…lol