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10 Reasons Why Beyonce is NOT the Second Coming of Michael Jackson

Geneva S. Thomas — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 04:04:59 +0000

*Warning: MJ stan on the mic* Beyonce wants badly to be considered an icon. From film roles like Deena in ‘Dreamgirls’ and the melancholy and skip-worthy ’4′ album closer ‘I Was Here’, the 29 year-old starlet has been campaigning for sometime for the ‘remember me’ spot. Now recently her husband, ‘Watch the Throne’ emcee/mogul Jay-Z...

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An Open Letter to Shaunie O’Neal

Geneva S. Thomas — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 04:06:23 +0000

Dear Shaunie, On the now notorious episode of your VH1 series, “Basketball Wives” – of which you executive produce – there was a look of serious concern when your fellow cast mate, and former basketball wife Tami Roman violently slapped another cast mate, Meeka Claxton. As they tussled, yanked weaves, and slung profanities, you stood...

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Hello Kitty: 10 Things Every Girl Should Know About Her Vagina

Geneva S. Thomas — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 04:04:03 +0000

For most women, the kitty, or what is more formally known as the vagina, is a part of the body that is simply, just there. Sadly for some of us, it’s no different than the elbow, or the shins on our brown legs. Ask yourself, when is the last time you’ve taken a mirror to...

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An Ode to Black Men in Summertime

Geneva S. Thomas — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 04:04:57 +0000

Better than some raspberry Simply Lemonade. Hotter than a sale at Bergdorf’s. Crazier than an early Friday at work. Greater than weekends with my girls at the Vineyard. Hyper than ‘that’s my car’ in the 80’s. Sweeter than how the breeze hits me out of no where… There’s loads of reasons to get excited for...

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There’s Something About Tika: 10 Reasons Why We Can’t Get Enough

Geneva S. Thomas — Mon, 02 May 2011 04:06:09 +0000

There’s something to be said about Tika Sumpter. With six years on the soap opera ‘One Life to Life’, the Queens native shot to Hollywood ‘it’ girl status with her recent role on BET’s ‘The Game’ and as the only African American with a leading role on CW’s coveted series, ‘Gossip Girl’. Arguably the darkest...

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‘I Wanna Get You Pregnant’

Geneva S. Thomas — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 04:06:28 +0000

In a 21st century dating context where Black women in America are quantitatively disadvantaged, any supposed family oriented man would seemingly be a God sent lottery pick. But what happens when what gets the dream brotha you’re positively feeling off is telling you he wants to get you pregnant? A few months ago, I went...

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Chris Brown’s New Rampage: Confronts ABC Producers, Smashes Window

Geneva S. Thomas — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 16:23:46 +0000

It is undisputedly juvenile and regressive for a grown man to throw temper tantrums every time he finds himself upset. It was a only a short time ago when Chris Brown’s judge, the honorable Patricia Schnegg declared “No one has ever done a better or more consistent job”–referring to the 21 year-old’s modified behavior. But...

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‘We Off That’: 10 Things to Leave Behind

Geneva S. Thomas — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:01:44 +0000

One of the greatest things about being a grown woman is the ability to decide at any given moment to change–and it doesn’t have to be at the beginning of the year. Later for doing the same things over and over again in some insanely redundant cycle and expecting a different result. Amid uninhibited tears...

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‘The Game’ Season Four: What Are Your Predictions?

Geneva S. Thomas — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 19:39:29 +0000

Thanks to scores of loyal fans, the football-centered comedy-based series ‘The Game’ is back on! After running the show in syndication, BET officially announced plans to resurrect the series canceled by the CW after three seasons as apart of the network’s new fall line-up. Now tonight, millions of predicted viewers will tune into the return...

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Can Women and Men Be Friends? Steve Harvey Says No

Geneva S. Thomas — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 16:29:08 +0000

Black America’s faux relationship expert, and the latest cover boy of Essence magazine, made a recent appearance on CNN and officially declared platonic relationships a fallacy. According the 53-year-old comedian turned radio host, women and men can’t be friends. Harvey told CNN that he’s incapable of having female friends. In promotion of his latest book,...

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