A few years ago, my neighbor tried to kill my Yorkie.

One afternoon I let Luke out to play on the deck for a few minutes and I happened to glance out the kitchen window and noticed him eating something, which was odd because I didn’t give him a treat while he was out there. By the time I got out to the patio, all that remained was remnants of a dog biscuit. I never fed that type of stuff to my dog, so I knew the culprit. I immediately looked over to my neighbor’s deck and saw the same biscuit lying on the floor. My neighbor had a dog as well. A big burly boxer named Pilot.

Then that’s when it happened.

My dog starts to puke and began making the most god awful squeaking sounds, because he was having a hard time. Doggie CPR? Call 911? I didn’t know what the hell to do, besides dry heave my damn self. After a few minutes the puking subsided and my poor dog was exhausted. I took him to the vet just to make sure everything was ok, and about an hour later he received a clean bill of health.

As I got home, crazy lady was sitting outside, well, looking crazy. I approached her and asked her why did she give my dog a biscuit even after I told her countless times not to feed him. She looked at me and said, “Why are you always walking your dog when I walk mine?” Insert confused face. I looked at her, and as I was about to say something our other neighbor came outside. She also had problems with this woman, and on several occasions had to confront her about issues. She whispered in my ear, “Don’t get her riled up, you know she has problems.” By problems, she meant the constant yelling, parking her car crooked and the hoarding that was going on in her house. Not to mention the fact that she always made her teenage daughter sit in the back seat of the car, and the dog in the front. To say she was interesting was an understatement.

After I realized yelling at her wouldn’t solve any problems, I handed her the vet bill. She looked at it and then balled it up and placed the receipt in her mouth. She ate my vet bill. She ate it all. My other neighbor looked at me, I looked at her and we were speechless. All we could do was walk away slowly, as we tried not to take our eyes off her, just incase she made a sudden move.

I eventually moved out of that house and thought I would be free from her antics. That was until a few months ago, when I received an email through my company’s contact page and saw her name. She was inquiring about web design services. Email deleted.

Have you ever experienced a neighbor from hell? How did you handle the situation?

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  • my boyfriend has a neighbor who is NOSY AS HELL! she will stare out her window and find any reason to call the cops to his house… then once the cops leave then she’s like “oh i saw the police were are your home! are you okay?” bitch you called!! SMH everybody knows that it’s her too!

    i can’t live in a white neighborhood. too much nosiness and prying. there was a baby shower at his house and this same heffa is gonna call us to the fence and ask if the pregnant mother knows who the father is. SMH

    this women is so out of line but she’s old so we can’t cuss her out.lol

    • Jasmine Caldwell

      I know it’s sad but your comment mad me laugh. Some white people are something else.

  • LOl at these stories, wow some people are just…yeah. You can’t make some of these stories up…yikes. But that woman is more than crazy but mentally ill she needs help ASAP that just not normal…I never had evil neighbors just ones who parked in my spot even after I confronted them about not doing it and someone blasting the same song every day around the same time but other than that nothing too extreme.

  • DANA

    Dear dog lovers,
    Everybody does not love your stupid dog. Stop letting it outside to roam all over the place without you. Stop letting it come up to me and sniff as if I like your dog as much as you do. I don’t. Keep your dog in your yard or in your house so we can remain good neighbors. Thanks!
    Signed,
    Your neighbor.

  • ?!?

    Lol. I can’t believe she ate the receipt. Then she wants web design services from your company. Too funny!

  • Kamikak

    My neighbor thinks he’s the mayor of my block. He rents out the lawn in front of my apartment for yard sales to all the neighbors in the other buildings. He doesn’t even own the building nor leave in the apartment where the lawn is. He tried to run up on me and scream in my face… Long story short, I wasn’t having it. I’m buying a house.