I really can’t make this stuff up, folks. But thanks to my Facebook peeps (and there were plenty), I am now aware of a dating site called “Christian Swingers.”
As its name suggests, the site hooks up God-fearing couples who want to get their freak on with other equally expressive believers.
While I thought the link was certainly a joke, when I headed on over to the site, I knew they were dead serious.
According to ChristianSwingers.com, it is a “new dating site for faithful couples” looking to add a little variety to their sex lives.
For Christian Swingers things are not easy – often other religious people judge you, out of ignorance or envy, telling you that your lifestyle and love practices are wrong. But the Bible teaches us ‘Judge not lest ye be judged’ and there’s that verse about the first stone… but if you’re keen on keeping your privacy, well – yours, and don’t want your friends, coworkers, other PTA members or just about anyone else to know that you don’t have a problem with faith and enjoying free love with other couples, this site can help you! It’s designed to cater to the needs of those like you: devout Christian couples who still want to have an active love life and share it with another, in good faith!
Skip the swingers’ club and meetings where you can be seen and avoid bad reputation – your personal life is something shared between you and our partner; other couples willing to join you are probably having the same problems. Visiting this site might change your life for the better and increase the number of your potential dating partners – a few simple steps in the registration process will open up a whole new virtual world of possibilities! Since privacy is an issue here, you can still choose to remain anonymous until you decide to trust someone enough to share such personal information – something that’s not possible in classic swingers’ meetings and clubs, which might even lean towards openness and promotion is this lifestyle. Visit our club and discover other Christian couples with the same interests and desires who find you hot – Christian Swingers website will make your life easier and give you more access to potential dating partners!
While the Good Book certainly teaches folks to go forth and multiply, I’m not sure this is what it had in mind.